The Goat Pen

aTm wrote:I thought Logan was riding out the apocalypse in the Phillipines?

He is. He offered Stu a well-paying job and unlimited teenage pussy to go over there and work for him, but Stu skert...

On another note, Logan said his titty bar got raided by the Philippino feds the other week, they charged him with human trafficking, but he paid somebody off and got out of it...

hedge wrote:What Bloomberg shit?

http://blogs.indiewire.com/mediamatrix/ ... is-the-hit

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/j ... VTqOXqqOkJ

Logan doesn't want me to live over there. he balked once when, after the 100th time he demanded that I come visit for 2 weeks, I just said I might as well leave everything here behind and take up residence there.

He's got enough problems with this Burdick fellow who has fallen in love with too many of these little coconuts.

Logan doesn't care about spying. Indeed, he encourages it...

Bloomberg got off the hook over the IRS thing, it seems

A friend of mine recently married a Filipino girl. I do not have a big belly but she comes on to me at parties and whenever I play guitar.


She's cute, and of questionable moral character. In other words, my type.

AlabamAlum wrote:A friend of mine recently married a Filipino girl. I do not have a big belly but she comes on o me at parties and whenever iay guitar.


She's cute, and of questionable moral character. In other words, my type.

my wife has got me friends with some of the teachers she works with. One of them is <name omitted due to so many Cinci people here>, the Gym teacher/football coach. He's befriended this bookish female teacher who claims she has never had sex and is on the slide to 40. Its become apparent in the last few months she's taken a shine to him. This is actually at a fairly prominent high school in Cincinnati.

Last Wednesday he was in the computer lab with her and another teacher, mentioned he was going to walk the other teacher to her car and then come back to finish up some work in the lab. He returns back to the lab and this woman was buck naked in the middle of the room with a leg propped up on a chair. He mumbled something about this isn't the time and walked out of the room stunned.

Not sure how it relates to Filipino's but it popped into my head and I thought it was funny.

This weekend he, my wife and a bunch of friends went to a charity golf tournament. He was in a foursome with his father-n-law. Unbeknowst to him, another woman he's too flirty with was in the foursome ahead of him. By the end of the day they were both smashed and talking shit to each other, and at the evening reception, the woman hopped in his lap, dry humped his knee, had an orgasm and left a huge wet spot on his green pants - with his father-n-law sitting across from him with a look of disgust on his face the entire time. He was pissed, had to walk around with vag juice on his pants which I assume is much worse than lipstick on the collar although I'm pretty sure no wife has ever checked for it when you got home (unless she talked to dad on the cell phone).

Dude is in a horrible marriage but he has some stories now.

either she ain't hot or she's crazy or he gets ass like Bluecat and isn't interested. otherwise, a man in his 40s should be hitting what he can.

I love it when the wallflowers bloom.

Saint wrote:either she ain't hot or she's crazy or he gets ass like Bluecat and isn't interested. otherwise, a man in his 40s should be hitting what he can.

well she's definitely crazy. She's a twin from what I understand whose other twin is married with kids and she has this fatal attraction thing going because her biological clock and her unused vagina are making her psychotic.

that thing at school is going to end badly. Its at the point where she does shit in front of the students but not in front of the cameras. Its just a matter of time before you read about her in the paper.

I take it Coach Nofuckem isn't married?

Saint wrote:I take it Coach Nofuckem isn't married?

oh no, he is married to a sexless woman. But I'm sure his father n law expects him to walk the line regardless.

well, if he's going to get busted by the FIL for letting some drunk chick hump his knee wet, he might as well be banging these broads for real

Gym teacher/ football coach. That narrows it down.

"He was pissed, had to walk around with vag juice on his pants which I assume is much worse than lipstick on the collar although I'm pretty sure no wife has ever checked for it when you got home"

Happens every time you hit a strip club. Always have to send the pants off to dry cleaning...

"well she's definitely crazy."

How crazy can she be if she's still a virgin and approaching 40?

"I take it Coach Nofuckem isn't married?"

I guess you were so busy jacking off to eCat's story that you didn't even register the part about coach's disdainful father-in-law....

I added the vag juice story so Stu may have just caught it early

First they came for the polygamists and I didn't speak out because I wasn't one

Then they came for the homosexuals and I didn't speak out because I wasn't one

but now..WTF???? goddamned facists. Whats next? Shakespeare in the park?

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2013/05/1 ... -festival/

They should've referred to it as the Sexpo, not the sex expo. Also, I don't believe the first part of this for a second:

"“We do not pass judgment on what it is they are electing to do; they just can’t do it in close proximity to children,” said attorney Susan Green."