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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 23, 2024 7:39 pm

heh
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Wed Sep 25, 2024 12:04 am

So brahs. I been shacking up with this black chick named Shaunia. She’s had me eating a strawberry out of her pussy every time we’ve made love for the past few weeks. It’s very erotic. I highly recommend it.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Sep 26, 2024 10:16 am

Looks like this hurricane is heading straight towards Cincinnati...
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Post by eCat » Thu Sep 26, 2024 11:43 am

I was hoping it would - the latest models have it taking a hard left and going to Memphis.

we need the rain
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Thu Sep 26, 2024 3:58 pm

wonderful…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Sep 26, 2024 5:53 pm

We already had a tornado this morning. These outer bands are tight.

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Post by eCat » Fri Sep 27, 2024 8:19 am

looks like Hedge was more right than I was on it - the remnants are heading toward Western Kentucky but if you are east of that you get the worst of it. We're supposed to get 40-60MPH winds today which isn't a lot but around here some people will lose power, maybe 2 inches of rain which we'll take - most of the trees in my yard have already lost their leaves due to the drought.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Fri Sep 27, 2024 8:52 am

Yeah, we are just getting rain and wind all day…none of it too extreme…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 27, 2024 8:54 am

goddammit, they can't catch a break

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Fri Sep 27, 2024 8:57 am

OH THE HUMANITY!

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 27, 2024 11:37 am

Dave23 wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2024 8:52 am Yeah, we are just getting rain and wind all day…none of it too extreme…
You're in western NC, right? Where?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Fri Sep 27, 2024 12:11 pm

How long does this chicken festival last?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 27, 2024 12:13 pm

Until the chickens come home to roost...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Fri Sep 27, 2024 12:47 pm

hedge wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2024 11:37 am
Dave23 wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2024 8:52 am Yeah, we are just getting rain and wind all day…none of it too extreme…
You're in western NC, right? Where?
Western TN…
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Fri Sep 27, 2024 3:12 pm

We just sent that hurricane up north to Ky and Ohio so you fuckheads stay safe.

Western NC is wrecked and the Chinese restaurant up the road in Rocky Mount is destroyed.

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Post by eCat » Fri Sep 27, 2024 3:56 pm



last night on the Accuweather channel they guy said "catastrophic flooding" and then he clarified that in saying they seldom if ever use that word
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Fri Sep 27, 2024 4:45 pm

Oh yeah, this is going to be the most expensive hurricane in US history, IMO. 5 states and counting majorly fucked up by it. The damage in the mountains alone will cost more than 10 hurricanes on the coast because so many roads are now impassable.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Fri Sep 27, 2024 5:56 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Sep 27, 2024 6:27 pm

Dave23 wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2024 12:47 pm
hedge wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2024 11:37 am
Dave23 wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2024 8:52 am Yeah, we are just getting rain and wind all day…none of it too extreme…
You're in western NC, right? Where?
Western TN…
Damn, I knew that. Who's in western NC? sardis?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 29, 2024 9:34 am

Power was out for 52 hrs. Trees down everywhere. Thank God for weed & trazadone. Internet just came back up so I'm good for the game. Sunny & 77 as we speak.

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