The Goat Pen

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Jul 17, 2023 7:11 am its easy to understand why wrestler often die prematurely

juuuust a bit outside.

never heard of this guy but apparently the nerd demographic of Cincinnatii was well aware of him and they are crestfallen

Fluke Skywalker is a pedo

https://www.wlwt.com/article/fluke-skyw ... y/44592470

"A man known in the Greater Cincinnati area for using his resemblance to a popular Star Wars character to help bring joy to kids has been arrested."

I wonder if that "bring joy to kids" was a sly reference to his pedo ways...

Did IB write this??

Is 'Barbie' anti-man? I won't see the movie, but I will definitely yell about it!

Real men devote hours of their lives bravely railing against movies about toys. Real men LOUDLY share their opinions on things they have not – and will not – see.

I am mad – mad I tell you! – about the new “Barbie” movie. My anger is palpable and is deeply rooted in several specific things, like Chinese propaganda, possibly, and also maybe something called “toxic femininity.”

I’m not exactly sure what these things have to do with the “Barbie” movie that premieres this weekend, but I know I will not be seeing the film because I must protect the daughter I don’t have from feminist indoctrination. DO NOT TRY TO CHANGE MY MIND!

I have been told by noted cinema expert Republican U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz that director Greta Gerwig’s new movie about the classic Mattel toy is nothing less than “Chinese communist propaganda.”

How does he know that? Because there’s a cartoonish map shown in the movie, and that map has dashes on it, and then there’s something about China being on the map, and I don’t honestly understand the rest of it, but I know that’s all the information I need to be ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGED at this filth being pushed on me and the daughter I don’t have!!

And before one of you superwoke wokesters labels me sexist, I do have boys, and I would gladly take them to see “Barbie” if I wasn’t worried it would pollute their brains with vicious anti-man material. (And if they still spoke to me. The libs got to ‘em.)

But I learned plenty about this dangerous film on Laura Ingraham’s Fox News show when contributor Raymond Arroyo said "Barbie" is "insidious because feminists are taking over a doll they never really liked in the first place and using it as a Trojan horse to teach girls, 'Daddy is really a dummy or a domineering idiot.' "

NO WAY IN HELL I’M LETTING SOME SO-CALLED MOVIE TELL THE DAUGHTER I DON’T HAVE THAT HER DADDY IS A DUMMY! She would hear enough of that from the relatives who no longer invite me to Thanksgiving, if she existed.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/ ... 441348007/

'They don't want real men' like me!

Ingraham summed up what all the women involved in "Barbie" are probably up to: “They don't want real men. I mean, they want pajama boys who sit around waiting for the government to send them a check, you know, as they get ready for their, you know, Pilates class in their, you know, leggings and wait for their next, you know, DoorDash order to come in. I mean … real men are a threat to them.”

BOOM! That’s some truth right there. I’d bet my government pension check, the pajamas I wear all day or my DoorDash DashPass that Ingraham’s right. Ever since Ken was introduced to the Barbie toy line in 1961, he has been a straight-up ALPHA MALE, clearly not some secondary, genital-lacking accessory.

How dare the "Barbie" movie that I haven't see and won't see make Ken look weak. I don't want my boys (the ones I do have) or my daughter (the one I don’t have) thinking a REAL MAN like me isn’t the best form of real manhoodness.

The 'Barbie' movie I won't see deserves all of my attention right now

Real men make their own decisions based entirely on what people who say things they want to hear tell them to think. Real men devote hours of their lives bravely railing against movies about toys. Real men LOUDLY share their opinions on things they have not – and will not – see.

I’ll never know the true horror of this deeply offensive and dishonest “Barbie” movie that I’m not taking the daughter I don’t have to see. But I’ll tell you this much: I’ll never stop complaining non-specifically about how much damage “Barbie” has done, for various reasons, to our beloved American society.

At least not until the next movie about a toy comes out.

Is usa today now taking op-ed’s from angry folks who were turned down by their dream job for The Onion?

I hope so...

Onion. Heh.

Barbie and Oppenheimer both did excellent last weekend.

Sound of Freedom, still selling tickets. Now over $125 million

Selling tickets but nobody's watching it...

hedge wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 12:01 pm Selling tickets but nobody's watching it...

took my parents last night. There were 30 people in the theater. my folks loved the movie so much they are getting everyone at the Knights of Columbus to go see it

Because they're all pedophiles...

hedge wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 9:24 pm Because they're all pedophiles...

you are weird

Knights of Columbus = Catholic

and Catholics love to diddle kids...

Score one for the underdog, brahs. Hope they gave him some treats after the match and then whisked him away to some bull paradise where he'll live out his days banging a new cow every day.

Enjoy your Wendys sir.

first, serious bummer

second, dude was 70?????