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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Thu May 04, 2023 9:49 am

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Thu May 04, 2023 6:52 pm

good man
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Thu May 04, 2023 9:04 pm

You may have missed the point there, IB. That baby would have been better off getting hit with a fail parent like that. It's a metaphor for all the Republican moms and dads who taught their kids nothing.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Sun May 21, 2023 6:49 pm

Probably fake but damn. Bitches be crazy.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Sun May 21, 2023 7:00 pm

video may be fake but Sarah was a real person and she really did kill her husband by zipping him up in luggage.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Sun May 21, 2023 7:09 pm

Why that hasn’t happened to you remains a mystery.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Sun May 21, 2023 8:00 pm

no life insurance policy
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Sun May 21, 2023 8:23 pm

That you know of.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Sun May 21, 2023 8:30 pm

well tree, if there was a policy that I was NOT aware of, I would already BE in the suitcase.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Sun May 21, 2023 9:38 pm

Anyway I'm hosting an orgy tomorrow. Panera will be catering. You're invited IB.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by BigRedMan » Mon May 22, 2023 9:48 am

What in the blue hell have I missed especially with the last 2 posts?
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Mon May 22, 2023 11:29 am

Should've known that an invitation to a catered event would draw BRM out...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon May 22, 2023 11:39 am

heh
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon May 22, 2023 11:45 am

watched a documentary about Anna Nicole Smith

she was straight up white trash, but she was manipulative and smart too - much more than you'd give her credit. She used that bimbo ditzy blonde act to her advantage

but damn, she was gorgeous in her prime.

She could pass out and fart on me any time.

and given how she died, that probably would be a regular occurrence
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by BigRedMan » Mon May 22, 2023 4:14 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Mon May 22, 2023 11:29 am Should've known that an invitation to a catered event would draw BRM out...
Missed you also Hedge
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Mon May 22, 2023 5:29 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Mon May 22, 2023 11:45 am watched a documentary about Anna Nicole Smith

she was straight up white trash, but she was manipulative and smart too - much more than you'd give her credit. She used that bimbo ditzy blonde act to her advantage

but damn, she was gorgeous in her prime.

She could pass out and fart on me any time.

and given how she died, that probably would be a regular occurrence
yes she was a gold-digging white trash. That is why the adult children of the multi-millionaire she married went jihad on her in a courtroom after their dad died and she wanted all the money. Her TV show was ridiculous. Her dog Sugarpie!
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu May 25, 2023 12:42 pm

I bet I've watched this video 2 dozen times over the years. I never get tired of it.

Jamaican woman recognizes Joe Black as Death

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Thu May 25, 2023 1:48 pm

Spoiler alert damn you
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Thu May 25, 2023 3:12 pm

I wish you were a Jamaican woman...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Mon May 29, 2023 12:50 pm

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