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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:51 am

so the Bengals release Terrell Pryor and Jason Campbell is retiring

That leaves us the Bama QB and who else?
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jun 19, 2015 6:33 am

That's all they need for the season. They'll pick up training camp arms and keep one on the practice squad. The Pryor signing was a joke anyway.

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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:51 am

CFB Claimed National Titles..

CLAIMED NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS

Team Claimed National Titles
1. Princeton 28
2. Yale 27
3. Alabama 15
T4. Michigan 11
T4. Notre Dame 11
T4. USC 11
7. Pittsburgh 9
8. Ohio State 8
T9. Harvard 7
T9. Minnesota 7
T9. Oklahoma 7
T9. Penn 7
T13. Michigan State 6
T13. Tennessee 6
T15. Auburn 5
T15. California 5
T15. Cornell 5
T15. Georgia 5
T15. Illinois 5
T15. Miami (Fla.) 5
T15. Nebraska 5
T22. Georgia Tech 4
T22. Iowa 4
T22. Texas 4
T22. Washington 4
T26. Army 3
T26. Florida 3
T26. Florida State 3
T26. Lafayette 3
T26. LSU 3
T26. Ole Miss 3
T26. SMU 3
T26. Texas A&M 3
T34. Chicago 2
T34. Penn State 2
T34. TCU 2
T34. Stanford 2
T38. Arkansas 1
T38. Boston College 1
T38. BYU 1
T38. Clemson 1
T38. Colorado 1
T38. Dartmouth 1
T38. Kentucky 1
T38. Maryland 1
T38. Navy 1
T38. Rutgers 1
T38. Syracuse 1
T38. UCLA 1

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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:52 am

Ours should be 14. We have no excuse to claim that ridiculous Dunkel from 1941.

I know arguments can be made for claiming 1945, 1966, or 1977, fine. Claim one of those and shelve the ridiculous 1941 knee-slapper.
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Re: College Football

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:19 pm

STFU
THE_WIZARD_. Internet legend and all around good guy. STFU.

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:04 am

I realize it was a pre season game but we looked horrible last night - and made Jameis Winston look like a stud
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:32 pm

Glad you realized it.

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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Wed Aug 26, 2015 1:39 pm

Jameis and Mariota are both playing well, for rookies in pre-season. With that said, Jameis isn't THAT good of a rookie, so the Bengals are playing like ass right now (and playing stupid). It can all change as the season goes on, though. My Eagles look awesome and I'm sure they'll shit the bed by January and a currently shaky-looking Giants team will wind up playing in the NFC Championship game.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed Aug 26, 2015 2:52 pm

anyone who wants can join the goatpen league at Yahoo. I think we're short a couple at this point.

no money, we don't talk about it on here and the whole thing is pretty random

so after that ringing endorsement, let me know if you want to join
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:44 pm

Bengals played to not get hurt. Don't really blame them. Preseason is a joke.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:03 pm

Is it too late for me to join, eCat?
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Re: College Football

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Aug 27, 2015 8:30 am

The champ is in!
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:18 am

We know. We saw the crater.

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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:41 pm

Well done.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Aug 27, 2015 5:09 pm

It's fun watching the Steelers and Browns implode before the season even starts.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Aug 27, 2015 5:09 pm

Bklyn wrote:Well done.
All in a day's work.

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Re: College Football

Post by BigRedMan » Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:18 am

Lazy, unfunny, and stop stealing Hedge's jokes.


<well played bastard>
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 28, 2015 10:51 am

You really think im stealing Hedges jokes? Heh. Learn your history. I trained the kid.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 28, 2015 10:52 am

BigRedMan wrote:
<well played bastard>
I know.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Aug 28, 2015 11:24 am

Jungle Rat wrote:You really think im stealing Hedges jokes? Heh. Learn your history. I trained the kid.
Glad to see BRM's barb annoyed you. Glad to see BRM defeated you...
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