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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 8:59 pm
by Cats rule
this apology made my wife madder:
"OK, i'm sorry...i guess that was flirting. But in my defense, that girl's titties were huge..."
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 2:59 am
by Saint
the exodus from Boiling Springs continues.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 6:27 am
by Stormaktstiden
Cats rule wrote:this apology made my wife madder:
"OK, i'm sorry...i guess that was flirting. But in my defense, that girl's titties were huge..."
I was being toted around by my wife today while she was shopping and I kept seeing these incredible asses that must have had me gawking at them and once I was sure my wife busted me and I mentally formed an excuse that went something like:
"I love asses. I am an ass-man. I cannot stop myself from checking out asses as I do it instinctively. A reflex action for which I am powerless to control... within 2 seconds of me seeing a woman I will invariably attempt to look at her ass. I cannot stop myself. My eyes betray me. They work only for my dick and get their orders exclusively from that traitorous vowless bastard as he has no conscience."
Thankfully I never had to use it.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 9:33 am
by TheBigMook
Mail order brides know better. She just has to bite her tongue a little longer and that green card is hers!
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 2:32 pm
by Stormaktstiden
She's had her citizenship for a helluva long time now so nothing's holding her to me except for my giant schlong.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 9:44 pm
by TheBigMook
Stormaktstiden wrote:She's had her citizenship for a helluva long time now so nothing's holding her to me except for my giant schlong.
Nothings holding her to you except your gravitational pull.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 10:30 pm
by TheBigMook
Headline, meet photo. Photo, meet headline.
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/7053 ... cid=rss-30
And Jimmy... I think you have some 'splaining to do!
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 3:02 am
by bela
Dora wrote:How are you holding up without him Bela?
Good, Dora. Thanks or asking.
Strangely enough no other Klatu-like person has stepped in to fill the void.
Its strange, I used to attract them.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 10:53 am
by Cats rule
TheBigMook wrote:Stormaktstiden wrote:She's had her citizenship for a helluva long time now so nothing's holding her to me except for my giant schlong.
Nothings holding her to you except your gravitational pull.
maybe it's the schlong generating the gravity?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 2:06 pm
by Jungle Rat
Why would you even think that?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 6:27 pm
by O.E.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:29 am
by AlabamAlum
To: Augie
From: AA
Re: Batshit insane.
Gottfired? Are you fucking kidding me?
Regards,
AA
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:31 am
by Jungle Rat
Where ya been AA?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:32 am
by AlabamAlum
Jungle Rat wrote:Where ya been AA?
Vacation. And I had a few health issues.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:45 am
by Jungle Rat
Viagra is just not cutting it anymore huh?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:50 am
by AlabamAlum
I am a Levitra guy. Oh, and powdered rhino horn.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:56 am
by Stormaktstiden
Levitra for his penis and rhino horn for his ass.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:57 am
by AlabamAlum
Don't flirt with me.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 11:05 am
by aTm
What about human horn?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 11:15 am
by eCat
Anthony Grant is earning his keep now - great recruiting class for Bama