The Goat Pen

So I'm seeing my therapist tomorrow. Any ideas on what I should ask him?

Ask him for a shot of Pavulon, potassium chloride & midazolam.

Ask him if he can prescribe a stool softener, the over the counter stuff clearly isn't working...

Took a nice slick one today finally. Thanks though.

The secret to the universe. Get a cat. Pro tip, ask the girl at the counter for a loving one. No matter how hot your woman is and how sweet her snatch, you're going to eventually get sick of her. Get the right cat tho, and you're good for life.

Ass raping cats is not on my bucket list.

Tree wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 11:03 pm The secret to the universe. Get a cat. Pro tip, ask the girl at the counter for a loving one. No matter how hot your woman is and how sweet her snatch, you're going to eventually get sick of her. Get the right cat tho, and you're good for life.

Of course you would be the type of guy who owns a damn cat...

I bet you love musicals too

Missing out. The little bit of emotional connection that a man needs is easily obtained. And you can freely dip your pork sword in any number of vagines without the nag. Don't knock it till you try it, brahs.

The only action you get is jacking off to pictures of Suzyn Waldman.

"The little bit of emotional connection that a man needs is easily obtained."

That's true. And the other ones get cats...

Well played

Always wanted to tit fuck Marilu. And I still would but Rat would have a seizure if I posted a pic of her today.

Grease those titties up and just go to town, brahs. You shitting me?

So Brahs, I been thinking about my past, and I have a confession to make. I used to watch General Hospital in the late 80's. As I remember back to those days, there was one broad who especially shivered my timbers. Lucy Coe. I once came in my pants as a teen without touching my dick just thinking about her.

You still do that when you think about hedge.

"there was one broad who especially shivered my timbers"

Post would've been much better (but still awful) if you'd written "shiver me timbers"...

This is me. Swimming through this place every so often. Never knowing when I'm gonna tear some ass up.

Godzilla actually has a lot on that beast...