NSFW - Oregon State Beavers
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I'm not sure how you can even be a money making porn star nowadays.
certainly there is no money in making traditional porn - with the advent of 12mp high def cell phones, you can get guy/girl and girl/girl for free without all the bullshit of trying to develop a storyline that leads to more sex. Couples want you to watch videos of them having sex.
The only porn that makes money is the extreme stuff - stuff the average couple isn't going to do on their own. So you have to get tied up , wear a bear costume or get fucked by some contraption that used to be a kitchen-aid blender to get people to pay for it.
certainly there is no money in making traditional porn - with the advent of 12mp high def cell phones, you can get guy/girl and girl/girl for free without all the bullshit of trying to develop a storyline that leads to more sex. Couples want you to watch videos of them having sex.
The only porn that makes money is the extreme stuff - stuff the average couple isn't going to do on their own. So you have to get tied up , wear a bear costume or get fucked by some contraption that used to be a kitchen-aid blender to get people to pay for it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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on that note, if you ever try to build a sex machine in your garage, you really need to study motor horsepower and RPM's before you make the purchase, otherwise you just build very impressive dildo-ized transmission to a '68 Pontiac GTO that a woman will scream and run away from when she sees it.
and in the words of Forrest Gump, that's all I have to say about that.
and in the words of Forrest Gump, that's all I have to say about that.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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figure a website like brazzers has a couple of million subscribers paying $20 per month that's a lot of cash.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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I worked at a number of video stores over my younger years. I noticed one trend that continues to today. Funny enough, Family Video is the current franchise that will be around for a very simple reason. They have an Adult DVD section in the back. Now I understand the argument about porn being very accessible on the internet for free but this is what I think.
1. Generation that never knew the internet OR doesn't rely on it still get there movies on DVD.
2. People don't want to use their family PCs for that in case little Johnny / Jenny stumbles upon the filth that Daddy watches in his spare time.
3. No evidence or new found charges on the credit card / bank account.
4. Home PC gets blasted with spyware because Daddy went to the wrong link is hard to explain. (I have cleaned up a bunch of these for my younger family members and always get a new excuse each time)
That is why Blockbuster and such went out of business. No adult section. There is no reason for Family Video to grow like they have and be able to maintain it. However, they have 2 things working for them
1. They give out free kids movies everyday. There is an entire section of older kiddie movies that are free, you don't have to rent anything else. But since you are there, might as well pickup 1 or 2 for mommy and daddy to watch.
2. Adult Section.
1. Generation that never knew the internet OR doesn't rely on it still get there movies on DVD.
2. People don't want to use their family PCs for that in case little Johnny / Jenny stumbles upon the filth that Daddy watches in his spare time.
3. No evidence or new found charges on the credit card / bank account.
4. Home PC gets blasted with spyware because Daddy went to the wrong link is hard to explain. (I have cleaned up a bunch of these for my younger family members and always get a new excuse each time)
That is why Blockbuster and such went out of business. No adult section. There is no reason for Family Video to grow like they have and be able to maintain it. However, they have 2 things working for them
1. They give out free kids movies everyday. There is an entire section of older kiddie movies that are free, you don't have to rent anything else. But since you are there, might as well pickup 1 or 2 for mommy and daddy to watch.
2. Adult Section.
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maybe I'm just jaded for 30 plus years of watching porn but if I can go to porn tube, x hamster or whatever and watch porn for free, then I have to ask why anyone would pay - unless they were offering something that I couldn't get anywhere else.AugustWest wrote:figure a website like brazzers has a couple of million subscribers paying $20 per month that's a lot of cash.
I think that is why celebrity sex tapes are such money makers - you can watch no name blonde get double penetrated all day long for free but not just anyone is going to have Jennifer Anniston licking a guys ball sack , even though from a stimulation stand point, it probably doesn't do any more for you than no name blonde.
and yea I can see the adult section rentals doing well - I didn't realize they even existed anymore, and of course not sitting in a computer chair but instead being in your bedroom (hello Roku) and watching a DVD certainly helps as well.
that also leads to another genre - car porn - watching porn on your car DVD player.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Here's an old but very good article about this - http://longform.org/stories/little-girl-losteCat wrote:There is a documentary on Netflix called "After Porn Ends"
It has interviews with multiple stars - Asia Carerra, Randy West, John Leslie, Amber Lynn, Seka, Traci? Moran, Houston,Nina Hartley, Shelly Luben, Randy Pacheo, Rayene, and a few more I can't remember.
Pretty much every stereotype you can tie to porn is realized. A lot of tragic figures and stories - mostly how difficult it is to stay out of porn because they have no skills.
Its worth watching but for me, I ended up feeling sorry for many of them.
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oh yea I can remember the story about Savannah.
broke her nose and she decided it was over for her
broke her nose and she decided it was over for her
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Spoiler Alert!
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fuck, 2 pages of text and no photos?
somebody needs to tighten up around here, goddammit!
somebody needs to tighten up around here, goddammit!
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my best buddy went to Saskatchewan to work a contract in 2010 and started kickin' it with a freakazoid who became hellbent on providing him with the best sexual experience he's ever had. Him & his cousin double-teamed a brazilian carnival girl in Rio and he told her she couldn't top that.
so she promised that if I ever visit we could do whatever to her. So for 1 month straight they tried to convince me to visit by texting me pics of her sucking cock, getting her face frosted, pussy shots.... she even contacted me direct to let me know all the dirty ways I could use & abuse her if I ever flew in... shyt like that. Some of it was tempting but not enough to spend $750, take time off work and fly to Sasketchewan in the middle of a dead cold winter. After a while they found some dude on Regina craigslist to be their 3rd & sent me pics to rub it in my face (I didn't really give a shyt).
Fastforward to 2013... they're in love and he's seriously thinking about asking her to marry him. They flew in a couple days ago and he's given her the full tour. Family events, met the parents, grandparents, siblings & extended fam. Last night they had dinner with my other buddy and his wife & tonight is my turn to finally meet them, make small talk over drinks and tell them how lovely a couple they are while pretending none of what happened 3 years ago took place.
Should be fun.
so she promised that if I ever visit we could do whatever to her. So for 1 month straight they tried to convince me to visit by texting me pics of her sucking cock, getting her face frosted, pussy shots.... she even contacted me direct to let me know all the dirty ways I could use & abuse her if I ever flew in... shyt like that. Some of it was tempting but not enough to spend $750, take time off work and fly to Sasketchewan in the middle of a dead cold winter. After a while they found some dude on Regina craigslist to be their 3rd & sent me pics to rub it in my face (I didn't really give a shyt).
Fastforward to 2013... they're in love and he's seriously thinking about asking her to marry him. They flew in a couple days ago and he's given her the full tour. Family events, met the parents, grandparents, siblings & extended fam. Last night they had dinner with my other buddy and his wife & tonight is my turn to finally meet them, make small talk over drinks and tell them how lovely a couple they are while pretending none of what happened 3 years ago took place.
Should be fun.
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
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sounds like it's your chance to get your freak on w/out having to drop 750 on a ticket
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the point i was trying to make is I dont get how the fuck he even considers her to be wife material
I get that she wanted to be the major player in his ultimate sex experience but they went way overboard with it
I get that she wanted to be the major player in his ultimate sex experience but they went way overboard with it
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
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So your buddy's ultimate sexual experience was he and another dude with one chick? Sounds like more here ultimate sexual experience. Mine wouldn't have any other dudes anywhere in the room. A second freaky chick, that would fit the bill better.
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I thought that he was into it was a given since the attempts to top it also involved tag teaming his future wife.
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Never cross swords.
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whatever flaots his boat I guess.
I would assume he has taken all this into consideration already.
I would assume he has taken all this into consideration already.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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You will NEVER catch me two timing a chick with another dude. That's just gross.
(once was enough)
(once was enough)
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I did it once as a teen. I can't say I hated it or loved it, because I was just happy to get some ass. I never tried it again, after I got my game on point. So, I guess that's saying something about what gets the blood "flowing to Holland" for me.
Also, I've knocked off chicks in front of my boys...one time even giving shout outs to those in the room to make sure no one was sleeping while I went K-9 on her ass. But, even that was something I was not carrying in the forefront of my memory bank afterwards. I did it, didn't LOVE it, didn't miss it or think much about it afterwards.
Now, two chicks? Yeah, that shit is natural Viagara for me.
Also, I've knocked off chicks in front of my boys...one time even giving shout outs to those in the room to make sure no one was sleeping while I went K-9 on her ass. But, even that was something I was not carrying in the forefront of my memory bank afterwards. I did it, didn't LOVE it, didn't miss it or think much about it afterwards.
Now, two chicks? Yeah, that shit is natural Viagara for me.
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my friend and I had sex with our gf's in a two bed hotel room back in college but there was only light coming from the bathroom so at best you could see silhouette, but of course you could hear everything.
It didn't seem strange at the time. Not sure if I could do it today.
It didn't seem strange at the time. Not sure if I could do it today.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Didn't they have dorms?