Uncle Bud

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From IC:

SnoopRob
Posted on Apr 16th, 10:57 AM, , User Since 248 months ago, User Post Count: 67573
Apr 16th, 10:57 AM

Centerpiece said... (original post) I’m reminded of Cletus the slack-jawed rat

Rat? You mean yokel?

[Jungle Rat]

I'm Cletus too.

[innocentbystander]

classic simp, white-knight, beta male who can't get another young hot girl willing to fuck him and

white-pretty-girl-privilege

Maybe for the first time in her life, a man in authority told her "no" and she had to "submit." She didn't. She has never had to submit to a man in her life and all the men with badges, they have always been her allies, never her enemy. Well, she got drunk at the wrong spot and now her career may be over and there is nothing that the simp, white-knight, beta male can do to make her "whole."

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Clearly you know a simp beta male when you see one, since you see one every day when you look in the mirror...

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Which animals could Britons beat in a fight?



https://yougov.co.uk/society/articles/3 ... eid=107508

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I think I could defeat everything thru large dog (I guess it depends on how large, I'd probably lose to a 200 pound Great Dane). Google says the average adult male wolf is only 100 lbs (that seems low but why would Google lie?), but the wolf's hunting prowess scares me more than a similar sized dog. If it was life or death I might be able to defeat the wolf, but maybe not. Chimpanzee or kangaroo scare me far more than the wolf, although more people thought they could defeat either the chimp or the kangaroo than thought they could defeat the wolf. I don't think any human could defeat a full sized adult male chimp or kangaroo but they might be able to at least get a few shots in before being defeated. Obviously almost anyone could kill almost any snake (except the large constrictors) but probably not before they got bitten, so everyone loses in that scenario. Everything after the wolf is just absurd...

[Tree]

Notice how Rat is the biggest pussy of them all.

[Jungle Rat]

Tree sucks on cum Popsicles.

[innocentbystander]

Clearly you know a simp beta male when you see one, since you see one every day when you look in the mirror...

I wanted to give that guy a slap across the face for being such a simp. But this is the only hot thin girl who will fuck him. And she probably only does it after she is drunk and after he spends money on her. Basically, she is a whore.

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Today is Shakespeare's doomsday. Also, every day this week is a numerical palindrome. For instance, today is 4-23-24...

[Jungle Rat]

[Tree]

LOL! good one.

[innocentbystander]

A Florida man



Jungle rat, is that you?

[Jungle Rat]

Do I live in Florida you stupid bastard?

[innocentbystander]

Well in my opinion, this guy is the typical Biden supporter. He felt "angered" when he saw that bumper sticker so certainly, that anger on his part justifies him keying the car. And if he's done this once, he's done it before. Just this may be the first time he was caught. And watching him, listening to his excuse, I thought of you rat.

[Tree]

Good points but Rat wouldn't have owned up to it like that. He would have started telling ridiculous made up lies that the cop would have seen through immediately and of course also gotten himself tazed in the balls at some point.

[innocentbystander]

Harvey Weinstein's NY conviction overturned on appeal

[Jungle Rat]

Well in my opinion, this guy is the typical Biden supporter. He felt "angered" when he saw that bumper sticker so certainly, that anger on his part justifies him keying the car. And if he's done this once, he's done it before. Just this may be the first time he was caught. And watching him, listening to his excuse, I thought of you rat.

I didn't watch it. Never do.

[innocentbystander]

Well in my opinion, this guy is the typical Biden supporter. He felt "angered" when he saw that bumper sticker so certainly, that anger on his part justifies him keying the car. And if he's done this once, he's done it before. Just this may be the first time he was caught. And watching him, listening to his excuse, I thought of you rat.

I didn't watch it. Never do.

You didn't watch it because you are the typical Biden supporter. They never do anything that someone else (that they don't like) tells them to do.

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"Well in my opinion, this guy is the typical Biden supporter. "

How many people voted for Biden? I can't remember the exact number but it was something in the 80 millions I think (definitely about 10 million more than Trump, and it'll be more this year). At any rate, you'd think if the "typical" Biden supporter goes around keying cars, we would've heard a hell of a lot more about it, since there are so many millions of us. But obviously this guy was numbskull, which has nothing to do with him being a Biden supporter. But you're too much of an idiot and liar to understand that..