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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 06, 2023 8:48 am

I bet it's kinda tangy...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:19 am

a friend of mine's wife got so bad she was doing that

hand sanitizer, hair spray, she even got arrested for shoplifting vanilla extract

turns out she had a brain tumor that played a role in her going down that drain
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Post by hedge » Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:05 am

Seems like you could just go into the grocery store with a cart and pretend like you're shopping and then drink the vanilla extract on the premises, then put the empty bottle(s) back on the shelf and leave...
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Post by hedge » Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:07 am

The worst Intervention I ever saw was a gal who was inhaling duster cannisters. She was fucked up and the intervention didn't succeed....
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:17 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:05 am Seems like you could just go into the grocery store with a cart and pretend like you're shopping and then drink the vanilla extract on the premises, then put the empty bottle(s) back on the shelf and leave...
she was caught doing just that

except the leaving part
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jan 06, 2023 1:00 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:07 am The worst Intervention I ever saw was a gal who was inhaling duster cannisters. She was fucked up and the intervention didn't succeed....
Some friends decided to try huffing duster in high school.

Advice: if others are huffing duster, just know that right after doing that the person who huffed is going to have this freaky, demonic voice that scares the shit out of someone who is already paranoid and on edge for other reasons....
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Post by hedge » Fri Jan 06, 2023 1:07 pm

Reasons other than having just huffed a duster?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jan 06, 2023 1:16 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 1:00 pm
hedge wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 11:07 am The worst Intervention I ever saw was a gal who was inhaling duster cannisters. She was fucked up and the intervention didn't succeed....
Some friends decided to try huffing duster in high school.

Advice: if others are huffing duster, just know that right after doing that the person who huffed is going to have this freaky, demonic voice that scares the shit out of someone who is already paranoid and on edge for other reasons....
Not every time
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jan 06, 2023 6:39 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 1:07 pm Reasons other than having just huffed a duster?
Yeah. I wouldn’t try that shit.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:37 pm

not many sequels are better than the first,

The Glass Onion is the exception

They should make one of these once a year. Daniel Craig has struck gold with this role
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 10, 2023 7:55 pm

I'm addicted to the Soft White Underbelly videos.

Just watched one with a guy from Harlan 4 years older than me - didn't have electricity or running water until he was 16, walked or rode a horse until his teens, got a bicycle and didn't have a car until much older.

I mean I knew there was serious poverty, but I couldn't imagine it was still like that for some people in the 80's. I thought we were poor growing up, there were people living like my dad lived in the 1920's
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 10, 2023 8:32 pm

Have you ever seen the movie Harlan County U.S.A.? Documentary from the 70's. You'd appreciate it...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:16 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Dave23 » Sat Jan 14, 2023 11:08 am

Can’t wait…
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Post by Dave23 » Sat Jan 14, 2023 11:18 am

For my brother and I, History of the World and Caddyshack are the two most quotable movies, and no one else is really close…
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sat Jan 14, 2023 11:34 am

I was a freshmen in high school when I saw that in the theater

This has to be a record for longest sequel
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jan 14, 2023 12:14 pm

Looks good. Never seen Part 1.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by sardis » Sat Jan 14, 2023 12:42 pm

It’s good to be the king
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Sat Jan 14, 2023 2:02 pm

Dave23 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 14, 2023 11:18 am For my brother and I, History of the World and Caddyshack are the two most quotable movies, and no one else is really close…
I think "for my brother and me" is the grammatically correct way to say this...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Dave23 » Sat Jan 14, 2023 7:25 pm

Irregardless, the comment stands…

and yes, you are correct…
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