No tard. He gets shit done, cracks jokes, and fucks younger women.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2022 10:53 am
by eCat
I'm sure part of it is make up and lighting but damn, I hope I look that good if I make it that far
In the show he bones a 50'ish year old woman and she is grossed when he admits he is 75 years old, then she ends up boning him again later.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2022 1:06 pm
by Jungle Rat
Saw the 1st one. I'll wait till there's a few more out. Not something I'd put on my schedule.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2022 5:44 am
by eCat
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:00 am
by Tree
Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 07, 2022 1:06 pm
Saw the 1st one. I'll wait till there's a few more out. Not something I'd put on my schedule.
I would like it if a blue-ringed octopus was on your schedule.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:53 am
by Jungle Rat
----> EXIT
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:29 pm
by hedge
I was just watching some old Dallas clips on youtube and went down the imdb rabbit hole. Larry Hagman's mother was Mary Martin, who was a pretty famous stage actress (she played Peter Pan on Broadway and also was the original Maria von Trapp in the stage version of The Sound of Music), she was born December 1, 1913, married Larry's dad on Nov. 3 1929 (do the math) and had Larry on Sept. 21 1931 (again, the math). Damn...
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:47 pm
by Jungle Rat
I wish you'd go down the graveyard hole next.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 2:22 pm
by hedge
Do the math!!
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 2:46 pm
by Jungle Rat
2.5' x 8' x 6' = My dream for you.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 4:55 pm
by Dave23
Solid!
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2022 3:16 pm
by innocentbystander
Legendary scene!
privileged cvnt who went to an elite university who thinks she is entitled to slave office labor wrote:Okay just leave.
a real woman with dignity wrote:Hey you want to tell me what to do, put me on the fucking payroll!
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2022 3:19 pm
by innocentbystander
hedge wrote: ↑Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:29 pm
I was just watching some old Dallas clips on youtube and went down the imdb rabbit hole. Larry Hagman's mother was Mary Martin, who was a pretty famous stage actress (she played Peter Pan on Broadway and also was the original Maria von Trapp in the stage version of The Sound of Music), she was born December 1, 1913, married Larry's dad on Nov. 3 1929 (do the math) and had Larry on Sept. 21 1931 (again, the math). Damn...
In 1913, men were wise enough to know that a girl's "value" in being a wife to him was
virginity
youth
beauty
and submissive ignorance
His cock was likely the only cock she ever knew. And THAT was what made her wife worthy.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2022 3:31 pm
by Jungle Rat
Dammit. He's still alive.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2022 4:22 pm
by hedge
"His cock was likely the only cock she ever knew. And THAT was what made her wife worthy."
She divorced him when she was 23...
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2022 4:54 pm
by innocentbystander
hedge wrote: ↑Sat Dec 10, 2022 4:22 pm
"His cock was likely the only cock she ever knew. And THAT was what made her wife worthy."
She divorced him when she was 23...
Probably because living among movie producers, she found a 1920s version of Harvey Weinstein and (as such) a bigger cock to hop up and down on.
hedge wrote: ↑Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:29 pm
I was just watching some old Dallas clips on youtube and went down the imdb rabbit hole. Larry Hagman's mother was Mary Martin, who was a pretty famous stage actress (she played Peter Pan on Broadway and also was the original Maria von Trapp in the stage version of The Sound of Music), she was born December 1, 1913, married Larry's dad on Nov. 3 1929 (do the math) and had Larry on Sept. 21 1931 (again, the math). Damn...
In 1913, men were wise enough to know that a girl's "value" in being a wife to him was
virginity
youth
beauty
and submissive ignorance
His cock was likely the only cock she ever knew. And THAT was what made her wife worthy.
Yeah, a lot of men were small minded and insecure back then.
hedge wrote: ↑Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:29 pm
I was just watching some old Dallas clips on youtube and went down the imdb rabbit hole. Larry Hagman's mother was Mary Martin, who was a pretty famous stage actress (she played Peter Pan on Broadway and also was the original Maria von Trapp in the stage version of The Sound of Music), she was born December 1, 1913, married Larry's dad on Nov. 3 1929 (do the math) and had Larry on Sept. 21 1931 (again, the math). Damn...
In 1913, men were wise enough to know that a girl's "value" in being a wife to him was
virginity
youth
beauty
and submissive ignorance
His cock was likely the only cock she ever knew. And THAT was what made her wife worthy.
Yeah, a lot of men were small minded and insecure back then.
God did an amazing thing when he created a woman's sexuality. Her virginity was her blissful ignorance. She didn't know how good the cock was until she was plundered by her first cock. The whole point of a man marrying a girl with an intact hymen was...
Pair Bonding.
That is it tree, pair bonding. The instant a girl has her hymen ruptured by the first cock that breaks it, she will forever and ever, remember it. She "pair bonds" with that one and only cock. That is what makes marriage so sacred, what makes the marriage last a lifetime as God has ordained.
Girls who lose their virginity on their wedding night, they have pair bonded. If you pair bond, you have a 98% chance of never divorcing. That is what the church might refer to as a Christian marriage. You see, it is WOMEN (not men) that seek out the fucking asshole family law attorneys of the world (assholes like Dook Sucks) because they want a bigger and better cock. If they didn't have a sample size to choose from, they would stay married to the one and only cock they know.
