Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2024 2:56 pm
Can you click "Watch on X"?
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 3:35 pm
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2024 3:30 pm
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2024 3:48 pm
Hoping that moment arrives for you soon...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:20 pm
Saturday I bought a 2 liter of Coke Zero, started drinking it again.
I've pooped 4 times today and my butthole is sore.
no shrimp in sight.
I thought you guys would want to know.
I've pooped 4 times today and my butthole is sore.
no shrimp in sight.
I thought you guys would want to know.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:48 pm
Last year I started dripping poo on my finger or thumb a little as I go in for the first wipe.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:17 pm
every toilet in our house has a bidet now
the basement bathroom is straight up jet nozzle
that might be why I'm sore now that I think about it
the basement bathroom is straight up jet nozzle
that might be why I'm sore now that I think about it
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 8:07 pm
Doubt it, brah. When I was young I would go to the swimming pool at the Y and lay my foot up on the side of the pool so the water jet would shoot directly on my asshole while I secretly jerked off. Although now that I think about it, it couldn’t have been all that secret really. Not sure how no one ever said anything, including the lifeguards.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:28 pm
That's good Goat Pen material right there...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 9:37 am
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 9:37 am
there was a time when a jacking off to a pool pump story would get 3 days of play here
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 2:11 pm
Age'll flatten a man, Wendell...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 2:42 pm
Interesting
I don't think Pizza Hut will eliminate delivery for long. Its just until they can work out a delivery platform for customers to place an order with Door Dash or Uber Eats. That would be my guess. I mean why pay for drivers if some felon or migrant who can't get a normal job is willing to drive your food for tips only?
I don't think Pizza Hut will eliminate delivery for long. Its just until they can work out a delivery platform for customers to place an order with Door Dash or Uber Eats. That would be my guess. I mean why pay for drivers if some felon or migrant who can't get a normal job is willing to drive your food for tips only?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 9:27 pm
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 9:07 am
The guy thinks that is funnier than it really is, but he's got to sell it. Still, I like the concept...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:13 am
game changer
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:09 am
My shits lately have been 5 minutes of hard, coblike constipation followed by a thick black lava that sometimes goes for another 10-20 minutes until I'm cleaned out
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 8:26 am
yep, and that hard stuff is like a dam holding it all back, made of reinforced concrete and feels like its 10 inches wide
all it took was for me to get one quarter size hemorrhoid to insure that I"m NEVER going thru that again
all it took was for me to get one quarter size hemorrhoid to insure that I"m NEVER going thru that again
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 9:19 am
How did you solve the problem?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 9:24 am
loading up on so much fiber I poop an oriental rug