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Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2024 2:56 pm
by Jungle Rat
Can you click "Watch on X"?

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 3:35 pm
by Jungle Rat

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2024 3:30 pm
by Jungle Rat

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2024 3:48 pm
by hedge
Hoping that moment arrives for you soon...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:20 pm
by eCat
Saturday I bought a 2 liter of Coke Zero, started drinking it again.

I've pooped 4 times today and my butthole is sore.

no shrimp in sight.

I thought you guys would want to know.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:48 pm
by Tree
Last year I started dripping poo on my finger or thumb a little as I go in for the first wipe.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:17 pm
by eCat
every toilet in our house has a bidet now

the basement bathroom is straight up jet nozzle

that might be why I'm sore now that I think about it

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 8:07 pm
by Tree
eCat wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:17 pm every toilet in our house has a bidet now

the basement bathroom is straight up jet nozzle

that might be why I'm sore now that I think about it
Doubt it, brah. When I was young I would go to the swimming pool at the Y and lay my foot up on the side of the pool so the water jet would shoot directly on my asshole while I secretly jerked off. Although now that I think about it, it couldn’t have been all that secret really. Not sure how no one ever said anything, including the lifeguards.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:28 pm
by hedge
That's good Goat Pen material right there...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 9:37 am
by eCat

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 9:37 am
by eCat
there was a time when a jacking off to a pool pump story would get 3 days of play here

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2024 2:11 pm
by hedge
Age'll flatten a man, Wendell...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 2:42 pm
by innocentbystander
Interesting



I don't think Pizza Hut will eliminate delivery for long. Its just until they can work out a delivery platform for customers to place an order with Door Dash or Uber Eats. That would be my guess. I mean why pay for drivers if some felon or migrant who can't get a normal job is willing to drive your food for tips only?

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 9:27 pm
by eCat

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 9:07 am
by hedge
The guy thinks that is funnier than it really is, but he's got to sell it. Still, I like the concept...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:13 am
by eCat
game changer

Image

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 12:09 am
by Saint
My shits lately have been 5 minutes of hard, coblike constipation followed by a thick black lava that sometimes goes for another 10-20 minutes until I'm cleaned out

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 8:26 am
by eCat
yep, and that hard stuff is like a dam holding it all back, made of reinforced concrete and feels like its 10 inches wide

all it took was for me to get one quarter size hemorrhoid to insure that I"m NEVER going thru that again

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 9:19 am
by hedge
How did you solve the problem?

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2024 9:24 am
by eCat
loading up on so much fiber I poop an oriental rug