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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Jun 25, 2023 10:33 am

I have enjoyed all of those beers I listed, and more. But the fact remains that there's not a nickel's worth of difference b/w any of them. Sure, you could line up 15 of them and probably discern some minor differences b/w a few of them, but that's as far as it goes. I had a Budweiser on Friday, enjoyed it. But Tree is correct that I much prefer almost any small brewery offering (or English/German/Begium/Czech product) over any of the thin, mass produced pilsners I listed. Basically I like something with flavor, but sometimes the simple, crisp, clean character of a mass produced pilsner hits the spot. But most of them are just glorified carbonated water, taste-wise...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Sun Jun 25, 2023 12:28 pm

Agreed. Life is too short to drink shit beer. It’s gotta have taste.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jun 26, 2023 11:36 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Mon Jun 26, 2023 1:05 pm

I've always pictured Cletus with a beatnik ponytail than a mullet.

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jun 26, 2023 6:32 pm

Nah. Cletus has to be a WASPy looking fucker if I had to guess (albeit from some central or eastern European polish or slavic background given that he was raised Catholic and is from Chicago).
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Post by aTm » Mon Jun 26, 2023 7:35 pm

Pretty sure Cletus is a mick.
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Post by hedge » Mon Jun 26, 2023 8:49 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jun 26, 2023 9:45 pm

The next time you dislike your life, remember it's all about perspective. I have a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, and has people who want to have sex with him all the time. And yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 27, 2023 8:41 am

Poor Logan

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Wed Jun 28, 2023 7:36 pm

Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 29, 2023 8:46 am

Homicides are down 75% in Savannah but aggravated assults with a gun have risin, which tells me people in Savannah don't know how to shoot.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Sat Jul 01, 2023 12:26 am

Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

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Post by Tree » Mon Jul 03, 2023 10:59 pm

Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Sat Jul 08, 2023 11:11 am

The goat was a nice touch.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Wed Jul 12, 2023 6:24 pm

There is at least one person on the planet dumber than IB.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jul 12, 2023 10:33 pm

$5000 finder's fee for husband



actually, she is going cheap. Match making services want their money in ADVANCE and they don't guarantee any kind of a relationship past one date. There will be no professional match makers taking her up on her offer. She's just being cheap.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Fri Jul 14, 2023 12:20 pm

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Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jul 14, 2023 12:21 pm

Your best post ever

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Fri Jul 14, 2023 3:09 pm

Duh
Hester’s Yup Truck is goin’ home empty.

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