Uncle Bud

[hedge]

Far out on the desert to the north dustspouts rose wobbling and augered the earth and some said they'd heard of pilgrims borne aloft like dervishes in those mindless coils to be dropped broken and bleeding upon the desert again and there perhaps to watch the thing that had destroyed them lurch onward like some drunken djinn and resolve itself once more into the elements from which it sprang. Out of that whirlwind no voice spoke and the pilgrim lying in his broken bones may cry out and in his anguish he may rage, but rage at what? And if the dried and blackened shell of him is found among the sands by travelers to come yet who can discover the engine of his ruin?

[aTm]

Blood Meridian sucks

[hedge]

They walked on into the dark and they slept like dogs in the sand and had been sleeping so when something black flapped up out of the night ground and perched on Sproule's chest. Fine fingerbones stayed the leather wings with which it steadied as it walked upon him. A wrinkled pug face, small and vicious, bare lips crimped in a horrible smile and teeth pale blue in the starlight. It leaned to him. It crafted in his neck two narrow grooves and folding its wings over him it began to drink his blood.

[Jungle Rat]

"I ran across a video where a father records his 4 y/o who shits his pants while running around playing or something."

Rat's dad's home videos. And it didn't stop there...

My favorite still is when I shit on my sister in her tent when she was sleeping.

[hedge]

Christmas at IB's house:

[innocentbystander]

Carbon monoxide is the cause of death, autopsy confirms

https://www.thedailybeast.com/john-heat ... ico-report

They had just come back from a hospital a few days earlier from what they suspected was food poisoning. Then, back to the hotel and dead. Their bodies were found in a Baja California Sur hotel room. Hmmmm. A hotel room and not a car garage? Pretty strange spot to suffocate from carbon monoxide.

I know that outside the USA, hospitality companies do not adhere to the same safety standards that we do here in the states. And I suppose it is possible that someone was doing construction inside the hotel with some kind of an internal combustion engine that wasn't properly ventilated with the outside air.

There are like nine or ten articles all over the web with this story, each of them saying over and over, no foul play. Just tragedy. But I am wondering. This link says she is 28 and super fucking hot but this news report says.... 22.



and he is 41, with his own technology company. She worked as a "nanny." Heh. His nanny maybe? I am wondering, was he married? Can't seem to find that information. Clearly, he was not married to her. She was listed as his "partner." I am guessing, not a business partner. There were lots of quotes from members of her family (even a GoFundMe page for the funeral) but none from his. They are hush-hush.

[Tree]

What are you babbling on about this time?

[innocentbystander]

read

[innocentbystander]

Okay in this one, they say she is 28

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/fa ... 59bca&ei=9

once again, only the girl's family is interviewed. I think this guy might be married. The issue I have with her family and setting up the GoFundMe for her funeral, the images they use on their site make their daughter out to look like a hoe. Why would anyone do that unless they think that will raise the most money from the e-begging?

[Jungle Rat]

Suck it Pinheads!

The Best BBQ Sauces, According to BA Editors

https://www.bonappetit.com/story/best-b ... ype=earned via @bonappetit

[hedge]

Blueberry Chipotle??

[Jungle Rat]

Must be good

[eCat]

we were so broke we couldn't even afford Shasta, we had to drink Faygo

[Jungle Rat]

Fago

[innocentbystander]

we were so broke we couldn't even afford Shasta, we had to drink Faygo

Shasta = RC + poverty

That is exactly what it is. Shasta is the Schlitz of carbonated beverage

[hedge]

Schlitz is no different from any other American piss beer. Any Budweiser product, any Miller product, any Coors product, plus Strohs, Black Label LaBatts, Olympia, Rolling Rock, Pabst, Natty Bo, etc. There are probably dozens more, I just can't remember them. Even Corona and Yingling suck in exactly the same way all those others do. But they're good in a redeye...

[hedge]

[innocentbystander]

Schlitz is no different from any other American piss beer. Any Budweiser product, any Miller product, any Coors product, plus Strohs, Black Label LaBatts, Olympia, Rolling Rock, Pabst, Natty Bo, etc. There are probably dozens more, I just can't remember them. Even Corona and Yingling suck in exactly the same way all those others do. But they're good in a redeye...

Schlitz is "cheap." Budweiser, not so much.

[Tree]

Hedge is a fancy IPA drinkin mofo. Probably smells his farts after each sip.

[DooKSucks]

Schlitz is no different from any other American piss beer. Any Budweiser product, any Miller product, any Coors product, plus Strohs, Black Label LaBatts, Olympia, Rolling Rock, Pabst, Natty Bo, etc. There are probably dozens more, I just can't remember them. Even Corona and Yingling suck in exactly the same way all those others do. But they're good in a redeye...

No. Schlitz is pure shit. Coors Original is not to be slandered.