The Goat Pen

You wouldn’t know the first goddamned thing about what constitutes quality witness examination / cross-examination if you sat next to Clarence Darrow for ten years of worth of trials, you stupid fuck.

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Mon May 16, 2022 11:58 pm You wouldn’t know the first goddamned thing about what constitutes quality witness examination / cross-examination if you sat next to Clarence Darrow for ten years of worth of trials, you stupid fuck.

Isn't it great DS that state law permitting no-fault-divorce (unilaterally) is ALL YOU NEED for your clients to extort money from their ex-spouses instead of you cross examining anyone? You don't even have to work all that hard to get alimony judgments for the gold-digging whore that retained you who wants to stop fucking the father of her children (but still wants the house and all the money) because she hooked up with the unemployedrockbanddrummer. Just follow the steps.

Camille here, she is destroying the entire concept of #BelieveAllWomen right before our eyes. I know that you are too damn #Woke to appreciate just how wonderfully Camille is destroying the unaccountability of pure feminism, but I think it is beautiful to behold. And just think, we have another whole day of this cross examination tomorrow. Amber is going to start crying on the stand.

I am 100% all in on this sentiment



I cringe at those people

Good Morning

Amber Heard should go find a judge and beg for a TRO against Camille here!



Holy shit, unlike the fantasies that AH said about JD, this is REAL violence. Camille is pummeling her on the stand.

I watched Ricky Gervais’ new Netflix special. It was good. I also quite enjoy reading the review and complaints on Twitter. It’s hilarious how these idiots defending trans people don’t understand that he’s barely making fun of trans people…the people he’s actually making fun of and calling morons are all of them out there trying to be the comedy police.

I think he was genuinely pissed about Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle.

"I think he was genuinely pissed about Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle."

About them getting bum rushed?

I didn't think that Gervais clip posted on another thread was offensive at all, and I'm not saying that in a "I'm not offended by anything" kinda way. It just wasn't...

I think he wanted to set twitter on fire for awhile

Camilile Vasquez needs to be a partner in her firm after this trial. Every wealthy man in America that is going thru a nasty divorce is going to hire her

plus I want to have sex with her.

They played Heard bad today. Put Depp on the stand yesterday knowing Heard would want to face the jury today, and Vasquez gets Heard to admit on the stand she not only wrote the Op-Ed but she did it because she knew Depp was still a powerful force and popular which shows malicious intent.

I bet her lawyer was ready to just pack up and go home after that.

awwww fuck

eCat wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 12:43 pm Camilile Vasquez needs to be a partner in her firm after this trial. Every wealthy man in America that is going thru a nasty divorce is going to hire her

plus I want to have sex with her.

We all want to have sex with her.

I watch Gone Girl probably twice a year

I'm not sure why but that movie just messes with me.

The fact that he stays with her is what really freaks me out.

eCat wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:23 am I watch Gone Girl probably twice a year

I'm not sure why but that movie just messes with me.

The fact that he stays with her is what really freaks me out.

The writer of the script has admitted that sometimes she curls up in the corner and cries to herself "I killed feminism!" That is her regret about making that movie. But yes, freaky movie.

Johnny sued Amber for $50 million.
Jury finds in favor of Johnny for $15 million.

Amber sued Johnny for $100 million.
Jury finds in favor of Amber for $2 million.



So, that's that.

Will you leave now?

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Wed Jun 01, 2022 7:16 pm Will you leave now?

nah