Page 42 of 467
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:19 am
by Saint
he may be back, he may not. that's all I'm saying.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:30 am
by TheBigMook
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:35 am
by eCat
National Enquirer is saying Morgan Freeman is going to marry his step-granddaughter
He is 73, she is 27 - they want children
no idea how truthful it is.
umm...well done?
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:22 am
by Bklyn
Yep, it's true. They've been dating publicly (ahem) for the past couple of years.
And yeah, it's a little shock and a little awe for me, too.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:30 am
by sardis
eCat wrote:National Enquirer is saying Morgan Freeman is going to marry his step-granddaughter
He is 73, she is 27 - they want children
no idea how truthful it is.
umm...well done?
maybe, but definitely a "well done" goes to Heather Locklear at 50.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -body.html
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:20 am
by BigRedMan
eCat wrote:National Enquirer is saying Morgan Freeman is going to marry his step-granddaughter
He is 73, she is 27 - they want children
no idea how truthful it is.
umm...well done?
He will use the viagra and.....it will be the longest night of her life.......
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:01 pm
by DooKSucks
Saint wrote:he may be back, he may not. that's all I'm saying.
Shit. I know that you said "that's all I'm saying," but is he at least "ok?"
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:37 pm
by Cletus
Saint wrote:he may be back, he may not. that's all I'm saying.
Did he ever move to SF? I remember him mentioning an impending move at some point in what feels like the recent past.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:38 pm
by aTm
Damn, I would have bet money on the Cubs talk bringing Cletus out of lurk mode.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:37 pm
by Jungle Rat
I think Cletus is still mad at e.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:46 pm
by Bluecat
I read Stu's cryptic comments as "it all depends on the judge's ruling"...
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:48 pm
by Jungle Rat
I wasn't going to say anything but I agree....
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:14 am
by Saint
all I can say is lock your doors if he knows where you live
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:18 am
by eCat
Jungle Rat wrote:I think Cletus is still mad at e.
me? what did I do?
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:22 am
by eCat
Saint wrote:all I can say is lock your doors if he knows where you live
oh my god, its worse than I feared...he's a Jehovah's witness
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:17 am
by AlabamAlum
eCat wrote:Jungle Rat wrote:I think Cletus is still mad at e.
me? what did I do?
You did know Cletus was Jewish, didn't you?
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:41 am
by eCat
oh well, that explains alot
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:40 am
by sardis
Bluecat wrote:I read Stu's cryptic comments as "it all depends on the judge's ruling"...
That can't be it, they allow internet in prison...
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:08 pm
by TheBigMook
Did Hedge's defense include the phrase, "Sure she said she was 14 in the webchat, but I was pretty sure she was really 20!"
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:46 pm
by AugustWest
more like, "I thought Baaaaaa meant I'm legal"