Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:06 pm
I love Cozumel. We're heading to Tellum week after next, I hope we'll do a day trip over to Cozumel...
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Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:18 pm
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:10 am
Fabulist.
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:13 am
It's also a great place to visit. Just ask the Pirates right now...
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:02 am
Well, if Forbes says Houston is the hot spot, I have to believe it. Because the first thing I think of when I think "arbiter of cool, hip, happening stuff" is Forbes magazine....
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:13 am
EFZ
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:30 pm
I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the rustling sound of CAAAISH!
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:56 am
Socially Unacceptable Humor
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the
biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice! At least I presume
she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going
fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking
behind my back." He says, "What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair."
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she
would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the
worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.
At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I
lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have
curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa ! Who knew?
One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing
commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer either.
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but
I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they
drive slowly past schools.
A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his
girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He
said "Her brother's got a mustache."
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on
Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next
thing I know 4,000 fucking Muslims have added me as a friend!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I
said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in
my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help
towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we would love to, but our
garden hose only reaches the driveway.
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the
biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice! At least I presume
she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going
fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking
behind my back." He says, "What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair."
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she
would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the
worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.
At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I
lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have
curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa ! Who knew?
One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing
commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer either.
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but
I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they
drive slowly past schools.
A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his
girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He
said "Her brother's got a mustache."
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on
Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next
thing I know 4,000 fucking Muslims have added me as a friend!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I
said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in
my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help
towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we would love to, but our
garden hose only reaches the driveway.
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:32 pm
The mother -n-law guys lake house includes a pontoon boat, a ski doo, a canoe and a kayak.
and we now have our own key
JACKPOT
and we now have our own key
JACKPOT
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:26 am
If I remember the situation correctly, enjoy the next year or two...
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:39 pm
So how much would sub-lease that out for a guy to have like a 3 day weekend or something there? Thanks in advance.eCat wrote:The mother -n-law guys lake house includes a pontoon boat, a ski doo, a canoe and a kayak.
and we now have our own key
JACKPOT
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:21 pm
Suck up.
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:39 pm
If I have to.
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 3:52 pm
Just got back from Vegas - if we are in a damn recession nobody told the folks out there - place was packed!
Came home with more money than I left with which is rare but always makes the trip better.
Came home with more money than I left with which is rare but always makes the trip better.
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:02 pm
Still hooking, eh.
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:06 pm
You'd be surprised at the demand for fat guys.
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:31 pm
Dr. Nostron wrote:Just got back from Vegas - if we are in a damn recession nobody told the folks out there - place was packed!
Came home with more money than I left with which is rare but always makes the trip better.
I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:05 pm
HOT DAMN!!! I'm rich bitch!!Dr. Nostron wrote:You'd be surprised at the demand for fat guys.
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:28 pm
Re: La Salle Explorers
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:50 pm
"You'd be surprised at the demand for fat guys."
The demand for you to lock yourselves away and not poison the sight of us normal sized people with ye superfluous fleshie? No, I'm not surprised...
The demand for you to lock yourselves away and not poison the sight of us normal sized people with ye superfluous fleshie? No, I'm not surprised...