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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Mon Oct 27, 2014 2:08 pm

I thought I was kicking ass until I saw the Ditkas still have 5 players tonight to go.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Mon Oct 27, 2014 4:53 pm

i think i have 3 tight ends right now

thats probably not too smart

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:57 pm

HTTR. Suck it, BRM.
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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:40 am

DooKSucks wrote:HTTR. Suck it, BRM.
Congrats on the Deadskins showing some life. All hail the Colt McCoy era in Washington!!!
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:49 am

Love the look on this guy's face. Been there:



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Post by eCat » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:55 am

That's UK football on a good day
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:57 am

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:29 am

LOL
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Post by eCat » Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:12 am

that is......disturbing
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 28, 2014 4:50 pm

Thank God Jerry Jones made Romo return to the game. That put me ahead.

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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:22 pm

First poll (ever) for the first ever college football playoff will be....

1-4 Mississippi State, Florida State, Oregon, Notre Dame (not necessarily in that order)
5-8 Alabama, Michigan State, Ole Miss, Georgia (not necessarily in that order)
a very angry #9 Auburn
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:26 pm

Quote your source because it's not 7:30 yet.

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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:29 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Quote your source because it's not 7:30 yet.
I have no source.

I am guessing. Why don't you put your nuts on the stump and risk getting them smashed with a guess of your own?
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:30 pm

What the fuck does that even mean grandpa? Good lord you are a fucking idiot. Go smack your wife.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:33 pm

It's October 28th. If you actually have an interest in this new poll it just shows you jackoff to free porn daily.

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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:34 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:What the fuck does that even mean grandpa? Good lord you are a fucking idiot. Go smack your wife.
Here is what it means.

If I am right, I get to GLOAT to everyone on this board that I knew what the commitee was going to do all along, that my perception of the overall quality of these teams matches that of those select 15 people.

If I am wrong, you can tease me for being completely wrong.

That is me putting my nuts out there. I have courage. I can withstand your scrutiny, your criticism. Can you do that same? Or are you too much of a coward to nut up with a guess? And yes, I jack off to free porn daily.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:42 pm

Either way I will make fun of you because you are an idiot. I'm not gonna blow a nut over top 4 rankings in October. You need to find a wife that will give you a blowjob and when done fix you a sandwich. You are a total fucking loon.

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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:49 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:You need to find a wife that will give you a blowjob and when done fix you a sandwich.
Don't they all do that?
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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:56 pm

You were wrong.
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:44 pm

The Iron Bowl is gonna be epic...and the SEC West is gonna beat the shit out of each other allowing TCU to sneak in and get stomped the fuck out like Notre Dame did a couple years back against Alabama.

If Florida State gets past Louisville (which is not a given), then they make the Playoff.

On a side note, I think it's kind of funny that Winston is not even in the Heisman talk, even though he is completely the best college football player in the game and he was good enough to win the Heisman last year with a rape allegation, but not worthy after a few crab leg and profanity scandals. I will admit I have lost a lot of my admiration for the kid after all his fuckery, but to say that he is not in the top three candidates for the trophy is laughable.
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