College Football
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Re: College Football
I thought I was kicking ass until I saw the Ditkas still have 5 players tonight to go.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
- crashcourse
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Re: College Football
i think i have 3 tight ends right now
thats probably not too smart
thats probably not too smart
- BigRedMan
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Re: College Football
Congrats on the Deadskins showing some life. All hail the Colt McCoy era in Washington!!!DooKSucks wrote:HTTR. Suck it, BRM.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: College Football
Love the look on this guy's face. Been there:
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Re: College Football
That's UK football on a good day
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
__________________________________________
Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
— Abraham Lincoln
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Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
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Re: College Football
LOL
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Re: College Football
that is......disturbing
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football
Thank God Jerry Jones made Romo return to the game. That put me ahead.
- innocentbystander
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Re: College Football
First poll (ever) for the first ever college football playoff will be....
1-4 Mississippi State, Florida State, Oregon, Notre Dame (not necessarily in that order)
5-8 Alabama, Michigan State, Ole Miss, Georgia (not necessarily in that order)
a very angry #9 Auburn
1-4 Mississippi State, Florida State, Oregon, Notre Dame (not necessarily in that order)
5-8 Alabama, Michigan State, Ole Miss, Georgia (not necessarily in that order)
a very angry #9 Auburn
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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Re: College Football
Quote your source because it's not 7:30 yet.
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Re: College Football
I have no source.Jungle Rat wrote:Quote your source because it's not 7:30 yet.
I am guessing. Why don't you put your nuts on the stump and risk getting them smashed with a guess of your own?
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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Re: College Football
What the fuck does that even mean grandpa? Good lord you are a fucking idiot. Go smack your wife.
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Re: College Football
It's October 28th. If you actually have an interest in this new poll it just shows you jackoff to free porn daily.
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Re: College Football
Here is what it means.Jungle Rat wrote:What the fuck does that even mean grandpa? Good lord you are a fucking idiot. Go smack your wife.
If I am right, I get to GLOAT to everyone on this board that I knew what the commitee was going to do all along, that my perception of the overall quality of these teams matches that of those select 15 people.
If I am wrong, you can tease me for being completely wrong.
That is me putting my nuts out there. I have courage. I can withstand your scrutiny, your criticism. Can you do that same? Or are you too much of a coward to nut up with a guess? And yes, I jack off to free porn daily.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
- Jungle Rat
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Re: College Football
Either way I will make fun of you because you are an idiot. I'm not gonna blow a nut over top 4 rankings in October. You need to find a wife that will give you a blowjob and when done fix you a sandwich. You are a total fucking loon.
- innocentbystander
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Re: College Football
Don't they all do that?Jungle Rat wrote:You need to find a wife that will give you a blowjob and when done fix you a sandwich.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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Re: College Football
You were wrong.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
— Abraham Lincoln
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Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
— Abraham Lincoln
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Yes, I still miss Coach Bryant.
- Bklyn
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Re: College Football
The Iron Bowl is gonna be epic...and the SEC West is gonna beat the shit out of each other allowing TCU to sneak in and get stomped the fuck out like Notre Dame did a couple years back against Alabama.
If Florida State gets past Louisville (which is not a given), then they make the Playoff.
On a side note, I think it's kind of funny that Winston is not even in the Heisman talk, even though he is completely the best college football player in the game and he was good enough to win the Heisman last year with a rape allegation, but not worthy after a few crab leg and profanity scandals. I will admit I have lost a lot of my admiration for the kid after all his fuckery, but to say that he is not in the top three candidates for the trophy is laughable.
If Florida State gets past Louisville (which is not a given), then they make the Playoff.
On a side note, I think it's kind of funny that Winston is not even in the Heisman talk, even though he is completely the best college football player in the game and he was good enough to win the Heisman last year with a rape allegation, but not worthy after a few crab leg and profanity scandals. I will admit I have lost a lot of my admiration for the kid after all his fuckery, but to say that he is not in the top three candidates for the trophy is laughable.
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