The Goat Pen

I'd like to leave black and blue prints all over your body with a baseball bat...

C

Come on man, "blue prints"? That's at least a B..

That alone lowers it a grade. Dad jokes don't help.

I've never been a big cereal eater, but eating a bowl of cheerios each morning has made me a set your clock by it pooper now.

I just can't eat anything before noon. I mean I can, but I have zero desire to, and if it's not put in front of me I damn sure ain't preparing it myself. And by prepare I mean pouring a bowl of cereal and milk. Sometimes the MIF is tricking the dogs into taking a pill by embedding it in peanut butter. If I walk by during that, I'll have a spoonful of peanut butter, but that's all I can handle...

I think in general women are more breakfast people than men, then having kids makes breakfast more important -

I pass a McDonalds on my way to work and for about 3 months straight, I'd get two sausage mcmuffins and a diet coke for $4 - which is cheap eating by todays standards. Then I got blood work done and cholesterol was 268. I had to stop.

Last week it was 146 on my cheerios and $4.99 Costco roasted chicken diet. I can also fit back into all my clothes again.

I haven't eaten anything from McDonalds or the like in like 20 years, but my cholesterol was over 300 last time I had my blood work done. Doctor put me on a low dose statin and a month later it was 225...

300?gooooo

Working on a car today trying to bend a shock stud, the lever gave way and I went ass over tea kettle and fucked up my ankle. It hurts so bad that I have chills sitting here in the couch.

I'm sorry that happened to you but I have to admit I wish there was a video of it...

His ankle is probably throbbing like Trumps 3 incher when he was sticking it to Stormy.

hedge wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 7:41 pm I'm sorry that happened to you but I have to admit I wish there was a video of it...

I do have video of a bar breaking loose and smacking me in the nuts trying to loosen a screw, then I proceed to roll around on the driveway for a good 2 minutes.

yesterday was me laying on the ground trying to decide if my ankle was broke before standing up on it, like going thru this check list

turn left? yes,

turn right? yes

wiggle toes? yes.......

"I do have video of a bar breaking loose and smacking me in the nuts trying to loosen a screw, then I proceed to roll around on the driveway for a good 2 minutes."

Link?

I'd have to find it

I dont have an appetite in the morning either. My problem is I can' stop eating at night. It's a constant graze from 7-11

I stop eating by 8. I'm a stomach sleeper.

They just let Andrew Tate out of jail, out on house arrest for suspected sex trafficking.

At least all the social outcast teen boys have their hero back on the street again so they can view his pay-for-play video telecasts.

Sounds like you're speaking from experience on that last part...

The trial against Lori Daybell starts tomorrow too

Jesus…