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Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 1:55 pm
by Jungle Rat
Might I suggest to you a tall bridge?

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 1:10 pm
by hedge
Anybody seen the HBO miniseries Station Eleven?

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:49 am
by Jungle Rat
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2022 10:25 pm
by eCat
my son comes home tonight all pissed. A girl catfished him on bumble. Meets her on valentines day at the local sushi place, she shows up about 50 pounds heavier than her pictures.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2022 11:24 pm
by aTm
I wonder if he mentions his living arrangement in his profile?

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 3:28 am
by hedge
eCat wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 10:25 pm my son comes home tonight all pissed. A girl catfished him on bumble. Meets her on valentines day at the local sushi place, she shows up about 50 pounds heavier than her pictures.
That's more like being groupered...

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 3:29 am
by hedge
Image

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 4:15 am
by eCat
aTm wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 11:24 pm I wonder if he mentions his living arrangement in his profile?
I wouldn't say that is the same.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:14 am
by aTm
It was a joke, but it depends. Catfish implies she put out pictures of someone else. If they were just flattering pictures of herself, it is basically the same, and welcome to the internet.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:21 am
by eCat
I think she didn't want to be sitting at home on Valentines day

She told him at one point during dinner (she is in college) she had a snack shelf in her dorm room.

His response was "yea I can see that"

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:29 am
by Dave23
He hit it anyway, right?

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:35 am
by Jungle Rat
He better have

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:38 am
by eCat
heh, no

I think 2 hours in they both wanted to get it over with

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:38 am
by Jungle Rat
Fail

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:40 am
by eCat
man I wish I had these apps when I was his age.

women just swipe right and all you have to do is ask if they want to go get tacos.

too easy

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 10:47 am
by DooKSucks
eCat wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 9:21 am I think she didn't want to be sitting at home on Valentines day

She told him at one point during dinner (she is in college) she had a snack shelf in her dorm room.

His response was "yea I can see that"
LMAO!

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 4:51 pm
by hedge
No love for my "groupered" quip?

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 4:53 pm
by Jungle Rat
hedge wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 3:29 am Image
Heh

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 4:54 pm
by Jungle Rat
Dumbass

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:59 pm
by Jungle Rat
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