The Goat Pen

Dave23 wrote:

aTm wrote:DS seems to be having a pretty down football year...

Oh, I don't know...his Cowboys seem to be playing well...

Heh

That Michael Irving jersey will be coming out of the closet very soon for DS

His friends are still waiting for him to come out of the closet...

http://deadspin.com/report-nfl-will-inv ... 1646156650

They try any of that shit this weekend against Allen or Hilton and the Ninja Ginja is going to get got!!!!

Burfict can't stand up without getting dizzy at this point

Tosh does look like Lane Kiffin

http://www.foxsports.com/college-footba ... son-101414

Lmao

It had potential. I think he missed the boat by making Kiffin the straight man. You could have had a petulant Kiffin sneak into Saban's office and go from there. As it is, Kiffin was the normal one and dealt with profane rival fans.

Or was the skit intended to make the rival fans look bad?

Or you could have had Bama fans call in and ask how to get the wheels off their trailer and crop/harvest/incest/racist questions.

Pics of UK's new $45 million football practice facility. Looks as if they're finally putting as much money into football as they are basketball.

No, it just means Cal is getting 90M for something else...

Dave23 wrote:No, it just means Cal is getting 90M for something else...

I'd say you're correct.....

a collection of Les Miles quotes over the years

n literature:

When I wake up in the morning and I turn that film on, it’s like reading a book and it’s exciting. I don’t read books, but if I read books, it would be like reading a book.



On media: (In response to criticism of his team by a beat writer)

Spectacular group of men. You got to find them, you throw your arms around them and give them a big kiss on the mouth…if you’re a girl.



On geography:

Louisiana has a heritage of great players that play their football within the boundaries of Louisiana.



On inertia: (explaining a tumble he took running out onto the field before the 2012 LSU – Alabama game.)

There was contact between a football player and a cheerleader, male I might add. That male cheerleader clipped me from the side as I was running full speed, or slower than full speed, but generally in the upper quadrant of speed. I hit the ground pretty good.



On history:

I just want to remind everyone that today is Columbus Day. All of you that know Italians and like Italians, or the people that might venture onto a ship and travel to explore and find new lands, this is your day. It is not St. Paddy’s Day. That’s a different day entirely.

I love Les Miles. Absolutely, a great guy. I'd rather have Saban as my coach, but I would rather have a beer with Miles.

The Columbus Day quote is priceless...

He does like eating grass.

Might be the chemicals

Alabama had some pent up anger toward A&M

and in other news, the Will Muschamp era ended today at Florida

Yep. 4 TD returns. INT, PUNT, KICKOFF & FUMBLE. Mizzou only had like 7 first downs and a total of 119 yards total offense. Sucks he had to follow Urban but he also dismissed many of Urbans recruits because they were thugs. (See Hernandez, Harvin etc). I'd give him another year so we can finally see what he can do with his recruits but that's not gonna happen with that fan base.

Bengals have way too many injuries to be competitive.

Burfict needs to go on IR. I'm sure he is fucking up his brain now.