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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:23 am

Dave23 wrote:
aTm wrote:DS seems to be having a pretty down football year...
Oh, I don't know...his Cowboys seem to be playing well...
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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Oct 14, 2014 10:17 am

That Michael Irving jersey will be coming out of the closet very soon for DS
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Post by hedge » Tue Oct 14, 2014 10:47 am

His friends are still waiting for him to come out of the closet...
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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Oct 14, 2014 1:10 pm

http://deadspin.com/report-nfl-will-inv ... 1646156650

They try any of that shit this weekend against Allen or Hilton and the Ninja Ginja is going to get got!!!!
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Post by eCat » Tue Oct 14, 2014 1:24 pm

Burfict can't stand up without getting dizzy at this point
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by 10ac » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:55 pm

Lmao
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:15 pm

It had potential. I think he missed the boat by making Kiffin the straight man. You could have had a petulant Kiffin sneak into Saban's office and go from there. As it is, Kiffin was the normal one and dealt with profane rival fans.

Or was the skit intended to make the rival fans look bad?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:19 pm

Or you could have had Bama fans call in and ask how to get the wheels off their trailer and crop/harvest/incest/racist questions.
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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:50 pm

Pics of UK's new $45 million football practice facility. Looks as if they're finally putting as much money into football as they are basketball.

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Post by Dave23 » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:06 pm

No, it just means Cal is getting 90M for something else...
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Post by crotch » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:57 pm

Dave23 wrote:No, it just means Cal is getting 90M for something else...
I'd say you're correct.....

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Post by eCat » Fri Oct 17, 2014 9:06 am

a collection of Les Miles quotes over the years

n literature:

When I wake up in the morning and I turn that film on, it’s like reading a book and it’s exciting. I don’t read books, but if I read books, it would be like reading a book.



On media: (In response to criticism of his team by a beat writer)

Spectacular group of men. You got to find them, you throw your arms around them and give them a big kiss on the mouth…if you’re a girl.



On geography:

Louisiana has a heritage of great players that play their football within the boundaries of Louisiana.



On inertia: (explaining a tumble he took running out onto the field before the 2012 LSU – Alabama game.)

There was contact between a football player and a cheerleader, male I might add. That male cheerleader clipped me from the side as I was running full speed, or slower than full speed, but generally in the upper quadrant of speed. I hit the ground pretty good.



On history:

I just want to remind everyone that today is Columbus Day. All of you that know Italians and like Italians, or the people that might venture onto a ship and travel to explore and find new lands, this is your day. It is not St. Paddy’s Day. That’s a different day entirely.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Oct 17, 2014 9:31 am

I love Les Miles. Absolutely, a great guy. I'd rather have Saban as my coach, but I would rather have a beer with Miles.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Oct 17, 2014 9:45 am

The Columbus Day quote is priceless...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:25 pm

He does like eating grass.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:26 pm

Might be the chemicals

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:41 pm

Alabama had some pent up anger toward A&M

and in other news, the Will Muschamp era ended today at Florida
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Oct 19, 2014 7:30 am

Yep. 4 TD returns. INT, PUNT, KICKOFF & FUMBLE. Mizzou only had like 7 first downs and a total of 119 yards total offense. Sucks he had to follow Urban but he also dismissed many of Urbans recruits because they were thugs. (See Hernandez, Harvin etc). I'd give him another year so we can finally see what he can do with his recruits but that's not gonna happen with that fan base.

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Sun Oct 19, 2014 1:49 pm

Bengals have way too many injuries to be competitive.

Burfict needs to go on IR. I'm sure he is fucking up his brain now.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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