Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 8:02 pm
Taking an arrow to the knee?eCat wrote:we purchased our second Xbox today because of the ongoing fight between my wife and son over taking an arrow to the knee
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 8:21 pm
Pay fucking attention fatass.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:08 pm
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:17 pm
And for those who have no idea what the fuck is going on...
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:38 pm
And for those who don't fucking care..
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:06 am
I just got us a Wii for xmas. I don't think I'll get past the Wii Sports games.
we played Fruit Ninjas on a friend's Knect on Xmas night and that was pretty fun but I'm sore now. I'd rather have the Wii with a 4-year-old because they'd never stand still long enough for Knect to synch up
we played Fruit Ninjas on a friend's Knect on Xmas night and that was pretty fun but I'm sore now. I'd rather have the Wii with a 4-year-old because they'd never stand still long enough for Knect to synch up
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:56 am
Is he 4 already Stu?--damn time does fly!
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:09 am
It would be more like, Dentist asks if you brush and floss twice a day? Actually does.AugustWest wrote:Good guy Greg to the rescue with a pack of dental floss.
I love the meme shit. Socially Awkard Penguin and First World Problems always crack me up.
I have been doing that with the bitch that works here. I just turn around to the guy I work with and just say First world problems.
If you slack jaws need an example - "I hate this televison show but the remote is on the other side of the room" "I can't believe they are out of cherry flavor for my low fat herbal tea at Starbucks"
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:16 pm
he'll be 5 in 7 weeks, CAT. in 2011 alone he went from cute toddler to smart-ass kid
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:45 pm
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:22 pm
Also on Two-and-a-Half Men
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:46 pm
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:20 pm
Damn
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:25 pm
What cost £30,000 and wasn't played with this Xmas.
[spoiler=]Amy Winehouse's tits.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=]Amy Winehouse's tits.[/spoiler]
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:26 pm
A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:27 pm
He ruled his empire with an iron fist.
He had, and probably still has, masses of brainwashed followers who worshipped him like a god. Some would call him a megalomaniac - but not to his face.
They had a strange sense of loyalty bred by his insular regime,
hanging on to obsolete technology, whatever the cost.
The world might be different without him, but who's to say it'll be worse?
Steve Jobs will be missed.
He had, and probably still has, masses of brainwashed followers who worshipped him like a god. Some would call him a megalomaniac - but not to his face.
They had a strange sense of loyalty bred by his insular regime,
hanging on to obsolete technology, whatever the cost.
The world might be different without him, but who's to say it'll be worse?
Steve Jobs will be missed.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:40 pm
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have alzheimers
Violets are blue.
Violets are blue.
I have alzheimers
Violets are blue.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:47 pm
A pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivors, David, Darren, and Daisy.
They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally.
But Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both David and Darren so she kills herself.
This upsets the lads but they soon get over it and again nature takes it's course.
After a couple more years the lads start to feel really bad about what they're doing
So they bury her...
They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally.
But Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both David and Darren so she kills herself.
This upsets the lads but they soon get over it and again nature takes it's course.
After a couple more years the lads start to feel really bad about what they're doing
So they bury her...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:47 pm
Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia?
A: Sexy children.
A: Sexy children.