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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Dec 27, 2011 8:02 pm

eCat wrote:we purchased our second Xbox today because of the ongoing fight between my wife and son over taking an arrow to the knee
Taking an arrow to the knee?
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 27, 2011 8:21 pm

Pay fucking attention fatass.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:08 pm

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Post by aTm » Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:17 pm

And for those who have no idea what the fuck is going on...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:38 pm

And for those who don't fucking care..
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:06 am

I just got us a Wii for xmas. I don't think I'll get past the Wii Sports games.

we played Fruit Ninjas on a friend's Knect on Xmas night and that was pretty fun but I'm sore now. I'd rather have the Wii with a 4-year-old because they'd never stand still long enough for Knect to synch up
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:56 am

Is he 4 already Stu?--damn time does fly!
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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:09 am

AugustWest wrote:Good guy Greg to the rescue with a pack of dental floss.
It would be more like, Dentist asks if you brush and floss twice a day? Actually does.

I love the meme shit. Socially Awkard Penguin and First World Problems always crack me up.

I have been doing that with the bitch that works here. I just turn around to the guy I work with and just say First world problems.

If you slack jaws need an example - "I hate this televison show but the remote is on the other side of the room" "I can't believe they are out of cherry flavor for my low fat herbal tea at Starbucks"
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Post by Saint » Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:16 pm

he'll be 5 in 7 weeks, CAT. in 2011 alone he went from cute toddler to smart-ass kid
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Post by AugustWest » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:57 pm

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35lcrz/

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:45 pm

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Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by TheBigMook » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:22 pm

Also on Two-and-a-Half Men
THE OG SSG
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:46 pm

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationn ... video.html
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:20 pm

Damn
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:25 pm

What cost £30,000 and wasn't played with this Xmas.

[spoiler=]Amy Winehouse's tits.[/spoiler]
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:26 pm

A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:27 pm

He ruled his empire with an iron fist.
He had, and probably still has, masses of brainwashed followers who worshipped him like a god. Some would call him a megalomaniac - but not to his face.
They had a strange sense of loyalty bred by his insular regime,
hanging on to obsolete technology, whatever the cost.

The world might be different without him, but who's to say it'll be worse?

Steve Jobs will be missed.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:40 pm

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have alzheimers
Violets are blue.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:47 pm

A pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivors, David, Darren, and Daisy.
They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally.
But Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both David and Darren so she kills herself.
This upsets the lads but they soon get over it and again nature takes it's course.
After a couple more years the lads start to feel really bad about what they're doing

So they bury her...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:47 pm

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia?


A: Sexy children.
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