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http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news;_ylt=A ... jiru-death

marathoner plunges to death from first floor balcony

almost be funny if it wasnt't true

1st floor balcony? 15 feet?

Probably a 3rd floor balcony, I thought it was 20 feet off the ground. Still, he must have really landed awkwardly to die from that fall.

queen danica almost got caught with her pants down and wouldn't have made the indy 500 excpet for a respite from the rain

out of the race as late as sunday at 445 pm an hour befoere qualifications were over

that would be like dale earnhardt jr not racing daytona because he didnt' qualify

crashcourse wrote:queen danica almost got caught with her pants down and wouldn't have made the indy 500 excpet for a respite from the rain

out of the race as late as sunday at 445 pm an hour befoere qualifications were over

that would be like dale earnhardt jr not racing daytona because he didnt' qualify

queen danica not qualifying for the indy 500 would only be like dale earnhardt jr not racing daytona if 90% of the crowd at daytona wanted to see dale earnhardt jr naked

My mom sent me this

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** Lord's prayer:............................................................66 words.


** Archimedes' Principle: ...............................................67 words.


** Ten Commandments: ..............................................179 words.


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And which is least open to interpretation?

talents team needs to have 2004-2011 stricken from the record

and especially that fiesta bowl from 2004 cheating bastards

STFU...............4 words

Talent must be pretty busy readying his defense to the hammer Sports Illustrated is about to bring down on his Suckeyes.

There is no defense. May as well transplant tOSU to the SEC where such bald-assery is appreciated.

Hell no. They got caught. We don't. We don't need that kind of incompetence here.

I have never seen two wilder finishes then hildebrand and earnhardt both losing while coming out of the last turn looking at the checkered flag

Crazy.

Jungle Rat wrote:Hell no. They got caught. We don't. We don't need that kind of incompetence here.

I stand corrected.

kansas city race nascar on sunday

I'll be in the 14 hat sitting across from the exit of the pits next to the hot chick in the halter while you all continue to debate weiner's weiner

Auto racing sucks.

Carry on

Manning>brady

crashcourse wrote:Manning>brady

Duh.