Florida State Seminoles
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Wanna start selling bunkers together? You could scare the shit out of them and I could calm them down with my looks & charm.
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oddly enough I was watching one of those "preppers" shows last night
a bunch of fat guys driving a 1980 Chevy truck they have put $300K into to go out and bury guns and beans in the ground.
I guess it gives their lives meaning.
If things get crazy, I ain't gonna live in a damn hole in the ground. I'm going to Indian Hills and make my claim!
a bunch of fat guys driving a 1980 Chevy truck they have put $300K into to go out and bury guns and beans in the ground.
I guess it gives their lives meaning.
If things get crazy, I ain't gonna live in a damn hole in the ground. I'm going to Indian Hills and make my claim!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I figured ozarks would be good as any place to survive--not frigidly cold--lots of game and water and about as far away from big cities as you get
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all that sounds good until you have to actually kill it, skin it, cook it and then repeat that same process every day.crashcourse wrote:I figured ozarks would be good as any place to survive--not frigidly cold--lots of game and water and about as far away from big cities as you get
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Hunger will drive that.
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Back offeCat wrote:oddly enough I was watching one of those "preppers" shows last night
a bunch of fat guys driving a 1980 Chevy truck they have put $300K into to go out and bury guns and beans in the ground.
I guess it gives their lives meaning.
If things get crazy, I ain't gonna live in a damn hole in the ground. I'm going to Indian Hills and make my claim!
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but only if you're good at it
oitherwise you're eating grass soup
oitherwise you're eating grass soup
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Yeah. I'll be a regional chieftain after the apocolypse. Guns? Check. Hunts? Check. Can field dress, butcher, and smoke meats? Check.
I'll be the Brad Pitt of the survivors.
I'll be the Brad Pitt of the survivors.
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I'm gonna sell toilet paper and vienna sausages on the corner
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Still laughing at "Indian Hills"
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eCat,
Sell? For what?
Money will be worthless, besides I will send one of minions to get your supplies from you and bring back to my compound where I am combing out my zombie daughter's hair in hopes that I can cure her.
Sell? For what?
Money will be worthless, besides I will send one of minions to get your supplies from you and bring back to my compound where I am combing out my zombie daughter's hair in hopes that I can cure her.
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Chicago already has 42 murders in 2013? Seriously?
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"a bunch of fat guys driving a 1980 Chevy truck they have put $300K into to go out and bury guns and beans in the ground.
I guess it gives their lives meaning."
I guess that's what we all try to do to some extent or other, and then we die and realize nothing mattered. Kinda makes me feel better about choosing the 9-5 weekday/nights on the couch watching TV/weekend warrior sell-out path, though...
I guess it gives their lives meaning."
I guess that's what we all try to do to some extent or other, and then we die and realize nothing mattered. Kinda makes me feel better about choosing the 9-5 weekday/nights on the couch watching TV/weekend warrior sell-out path, though...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Although sadly, the weekend warrior part of that equation now involves yoga, yard work and more laying on the couch watching TV...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Damn, now I'm thinking maybe those Ozark preppers are living the dream...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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I started thinking that last night watching that mooshiners show.
One dude just rode a motorcyle around the country, buying moonshine, mixing it with apple cider and cinnamon, and selling it to redneck women who wanted to be cultured. Of course he slept out in the woods on a cot he carried behind his motorcycle so maybe I should rethink that.
I have never watched a commercial for my company before last night and they advertised on that damn moonshiners show. I have no idea what would prompt them to advertise in that time slot
One dude just rode a motorcyle around the country, buying moonshine, mixing it with apple cider and cinnamon, and selling it to redneck women who wanted to be cultured. Of course he slept out in the woods on a cot he carried behind his motorcycle so maybe I should rethink that.
I have never watched a commercial for my company before last night and they advertised on that damn moonshiners show. I have no idea what would prompt them to advertise in that time slot
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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AlabamAlum wrote:eCat,
Sell? For what?
Money will be worthless, besides I will send one of minions to get your supplies from you and bring back to my compound where I am combing out my zombie daughter's hair in hopes that I can cure her.
I wouldn't take cash - silver or gold...or maybe bullets. I really believe they will be the currency of the apocalypse.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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My minions are still getting you.
I will be the governor. I'm calling my town Woodbury.
I will be the governor. I'm calling my town Woodbury.
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