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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:30 pm

The ATF - incompetence , lies and deceit

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:35 pm

Wanna start selling bunkers together? You could scare the shit out of them and I could calm them down with my looks & charm.

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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:06 pm

oddly enough I was watching one of those "preppers" shows last night

a bunch of fat guys driving a 1980 Chevy truck they have put $300K into to go out and bury guns and beans in the ground.

I guess it gives their lives meaning.

If things get crazy, I ain't gonna live in a damn hole in the ground. I'm going to Indian Hills and make my claim!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by crashcourse » Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:41 pm

I figured ozarks would be good as any place to survive--not frigidly cold--lots of game and water and about as far away from big cities as you get

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crashcourse wrote:I figured ozarks would be good as any place to survive--not frigidly cold--lots of game and water and about as far away from big cities as you get
all that sounds good until you have to actually kill it, skin it, cook it and then repeat that same process every day.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:12 pm

Hunger will drive that.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:13 pm

eCat wrote:oddly enough I was watching one of those "preppers" shows last night

a bunch of fat guys driving a 1980 Chevy truck they have put $300K into to go out and bury guns and beans in the ground.

I guess it gives their lives meaning.

If things get crazy, I ain't gonna live in a damn hole in the ground. I'm going to Indian Hills and make my claim!
Back off

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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:14 pm

but only if you're good at it

oitherwise you're eating grass soup
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:19 pm

Yeah. I'll be a regional chieftain after the apocolypse. Guns? Check. Hunts? Check. Can field dress, butcher, and smoke meats? Check.

I'll be the Brad Pitt of the survivors.
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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:22 pm

I'm gonna sell toilet paper and vienna sausages on the corner
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:23 pm

Still laughing at "Indian Hills"

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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:24 pm

eCat,

Sell? For what?

Money will be worthless, besides I will send one of minions to get your supplies from you and bring back to my compound where I am combing out my zombie daughter's hair in hopes that I can cure her.
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Chicago already has 42 murders in 2013? Seriously?

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Post by hedge » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:23 am

"a bunch of fat guys driving a 1980 Chevy truck they have put $300K into to go out and bury guns and beans in the ground.

I guess it gives their lives meaning."

I guess that's what we all try to do to some extent or other, and then we die and realize nothing mattered. Kinda makes me feel better about choosing the 9-5 weekday/nights on the couch watching TV/weekend warrior sell-out path, though...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by hedge » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:24 am

Although sadly, the weekend warrior part of that equation now involves yoga, yard work and more laying on the couch watching TV...
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Post by hedge » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:24 am

Damn, now I'm thinking maybe those Ozark preppers are living the dream...
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Post by eCat » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:29 am

I started thinking that last night watching that mooshiners show.


One dude just rode a motorcyle around the country, buying moonshine, mixing it with apple cider and cinnamon, and selling it to redneck women who wanted to be cultured. Of course he slept out in the woods on a cot he carried behind his motorcycle so maybe I should rethink that.

I have never watched a commercial for my company before last night and they advertised on that damn moonshiners show. I have no idea what would prompt them to advertise in that time slot
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:32 am

AlabamAlum wrote:eCat,

Sell? For what?

Money will be worthless, besides I will send one of minions to get your supplies from you and bring back to my compound where I am combing out my zombie daughter's hair in hopes that I can cure her.

I wouldn't take cash - silver or gold...or maybe bullets. I really believe they will be the currency of the apocalypse.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:17 am

My minions are still getting you.

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