I guess cops are just hell bent on ruining everyone's quality of life
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A woman arrested for masturbating with a vibrator on a Georgia beach told police that she did not think anyone witnessed her self-pleasure session “because it only took her 20 seconds to orgasm,” according to a police report.
Responding to a 5:30 PM report of a woman “performing a sexual act on the beach,” Tybee Island cops last month interviewed a witness who said the female suspect placed a towel on the sand and then opened her backpack and removed “what looked like a vibrator.”
The woman, the witness told police, began using the apparent vibrator to masturbate, adding that she “could hear her moaning.” After about five minutes, the woman gathered her belongings and departed.
The witness, cops noted, recorded the suspect’s actions. A review of the video showed the suspect--who was wearing a “one-piece green bikini--retrieve an unknown item from her backpack. The woman “then spreads her legs apart and puts both of her hands in between her legs,” police reported.
Investigators subsequently located the suspect, Christina Revels-Glick, 34, at a nearby restaurant. Revels-Glick, a Georgia resident who lives about 40 miles from Tybee Island, reportedly “admitted to masturbating at the beach with her vibrator.” Seen above, Revels-Glick “advised that she had put it between her legs and it was covered with a towel” and that she “believed that no one saw her.”
When Revels-Glick was later booked for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct, she “uttered that she was sorry for what she did” and that she “did not think anyone saw her because it only took her 20 seconds to orgasm," according to a Tybee Island Police Department report.
The vibrator in question, which was found in Revels-Glick’s backpack, was photographed by police for evidentiary purposes.
A naked woman on a midnight golf cart joyride was arrested early Saturday when she drove through a police perimeter in Florida, cops say.
While officers were involved in an armed standoff with a teenager, Jessica Smith, 28, drove past several patrol cars while behind the wheel of a golf cart. Smith allegedly ignored a police command to depart the area and continued to approach “the target house of where the armed suspect was on the roof.”
When Smith, police say, refused to exit the golf cart, she “was assisted out and handcuffed” around 12:05 AM. Smith smelled of alcohol and was “completely nude,” according to a criminal complaint charging her with obstruction, a misdemeanor.
The complaint lists Smith’s home address as a residence in Roxbury, Massachusetts. Smith’s parents own a home about a mile from where she was arrested in Dunedin, a city in the Tampa Bay area.
