hedge wrote: ↑Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:20 pm
Coincidentally, that guy's voice in the video where the parole officer pulled him over kinda reminds me of the sheriff (J.W. Pepper) in Live and Let Die....
I think it was Jackie Gleason who said he modelled his Bufford T Justice schtick for Smokey and Bandit from J.W Pepper.
You just do not want to FUCK with local law enforcement in the deep south. They will fucking SHOOT YOU and leave you in the swamp if you do.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2022 7:14 pm
by Jungle Rat
Thanks Siskel.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2022 10:09 pm
by hedge
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
The whole damn family was as drunk as a louse.
Grandma and Grandpa were singin' a song,
And the kid was in bed, floggin' his dong.
Ma home from the cathouse, And I out of jail,
We had just settled down for a good piece of tail.
When out on the lawn, Arose such a clatter,
I sprang off Ma to see what the fuck was a matter.
Away to the window, I made a mad dash,
Flew open the shutters and fell on my ass.
But what to my bloodshot eyes but appear,
A rusty old sled and a dozen rein deer,
And a little old driver holding his dick,
I knew right away it was that bastard St. Nick.
(Santa)"On dasher, on Blitzen, up over those walls,
"Quickly now, damnit, or I'll cut off your balls."
Upon the roof, he fondered and fell,
And came right down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
He staggered and stumbled on over to the door,
Tripped over his cock, and fell on the floor.
And I heard him explain, as he rode out of sight,
"Piss on you all, It's been a hell of a night."
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 12:32 am
by Jungle Rat
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 9:48 am
by hedge
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 9:52 am
by Jungle Rat
Let's see where it goes. I'm hopeful.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2022 2:40 pm
by eCat
just went to our office Xmas party - they didn't even have any fucking cheese
I skipped lunch for this shit
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2022 5:15 pm
by Jungle Rat
Saves you from getting even fatter.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2022 1:41 am
by Jungle Rat
The bottom one
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2022 4:34 pm
by hedge
Here's the flip side of the bad cop videos. This guy knows his shit and deals with the "I don't have to show my license" smartasses deftly...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2022 4:34 pm
by hedge
I like the title of this one...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2022 5:32 pm
by hedge
This one's for Rat...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 9:11 am
by hedge
One of our drivers is universally known as Hubcap, so the other day one of the other drives walked in with one of those hair nets like the women at the serving counter at K&W wear (I assume to keep the chaff off of his scalp) and now we call him Shower Cap. I think he is actually Hubcap's son-in-law...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 9:34 am
by eCat
I would have asked for a redo on the nicknames
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 9:36 am
by hedge
I don't think Shower Cap is going to stick anywhere but here. The other guy owns Hubcap though. Whenever he calls, the first thing he says is "Hubcap!"..
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 9:37 am
by hedge
He's probably 70 years old, so I think it's going to stick. I wouldn't be surprised if they put Hubcap on his gravestone...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 11:15 am
by sardis
Wouldn't be surprised if they put Rat's Bitch on yours.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:46 pm
by Jungle Rat
Steelers fans are so bitter this year.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 2:18 pm
by Saint
I'm just here to hear about eCat's trip to the apple farm with the missus a couple of weeks back.