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Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:13 pm
by Professor Tiger
Ahh, yes, Franchione. The fourth frog.

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:32 am
by aTm
Don't mention that name again.

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:13 pm
by Professor Tiger
aTm, just say, over and over, "Dennis Franchione was never the coach at Texas A&M!"

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:19 pm
by GBJs
He had a decent run at Alabama. All part of his master plan to get back to Texas.

...Mike Price on the other hand never coached a game or signed a contract...

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:24 pm
by aTm
There are some memories you cant get rid of, even with a baseball bat.

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:04 pm
by Professor Tiger
You can't blame a college football coach looking to upgrade to a better program with more tradition.

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:13 pm
by GBJs
aTm wrote:There are some memories you cant get rid of, even with a baseball bat.
Agreed. Mike DuBose...Mike Shula...Some things just won't wash off.
Professor Tiger wrote:You can't blame a college football coach looking to upgrade to a better program with more tradition.
Absolutely right. Some even leave the pro ranks to come to Alabama.

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:19 pm
by Professor Tiger
Some even leave the pro ranks to come to Alabama.
That's because NFL players and Bama players both get paid.

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:56 pm
by Professor Tiger
The Bears have had an atrocious offensive line for what seems like a decade. The Bears' total inability to pass block has led to three successive QB's - Rex Grossman, Kyle Orton, and now, Jay Cutler - getting hammered on virtually every pass play. But the Bears' coaches and management keep drafting and trading for players at every position OTHER than offensive line. It's as if they think that O-linemen are unimportant to their offense. Or, more specifically, it's as if the Bears' management thinks their perennial woes on offense are unrelated to the fact that their O-line is horrific.

So what do with their first draft pick? They pick a linebacker. The second round pick will probably be a defensive lineman, and third round pick will probably be a punter.

I've been a Bears fan since '85, but this insanity is making me reconsider...

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:31 pm
by Jungle Rat
Maybe they realized that their QBs were shit and went defense to help the offense get more chances.

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:51 pm
by Professor Tiger
If the Bears' QB's are for shit, then recent history suggests that it's he Bears' O-line that made them that way. Cutler was a very good QB in Denver, but he comes to Chicago and becomes canon fodder ever since. Simultaneously, Kyle Orton was a bad QB in Chicago, but goes to Denver and does pretty well. Even lowly Rex Grossman, who was detested and reviled in Chicago, goes to Washington and is now a decent starter again.

I'm convinced that if the Bears had John Elway, Dan Marino and Joe Montana in the prime as their Qb's, all three would be reduced to mush for lack of O-line blocking. And the Bears' solution would be to draft more defensive players.

Madness. Sheer madness.

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:53 pm
by Jungle Rat
Cutler has never been a very good QB. Ever

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:54 pm
by Professor Tiger
Heh. Nice IB allusion.

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:56 pm
by Professor Tiger
And Jungle Rat never had three balls or had pee that smelled like ham. Ever.

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:02 am
by Jungle Rat
Ham Smelling Pee > Cutler

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:50 am
by Professor Tiger
If Cutler somehow physically survives his contract with Chicago, and he is still in one piece enough to go somewhere else, he will be an All-Pro candidate there. Getting your head kicked in ten times every game will make any QB look like ham smelling like pee.

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:46 pm
by GBJs
Jungle Rat wrote:Cutler has never been a very good QB. Ever
He was better than Quincy Carter.

...it had to be said...

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:08 pm
by Jungle Rat
it didn't really but..

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:13 pm
by GBJs
We should never forget our traditions...

1) _________ is a better QB than Quincy
2) G,BIIT
3) BG/TC
4) killing your trees with a pressure washer and blaming another fan base

Re: Auburn Tigers

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:50 pm
by Jungle Rat
1) Ryan Leaf?