The Goat Pen

Talk about kicking somebody when they're down...

Dear Costco

You put like 7 Milky Ways for every 1 Reese Peanut Butter cup in your 150 count mega bag

you ain't foolin no one you bastards

I gotta go out & get more Kit-Kats tomorrow. And I probably can't sleep on my stomach tonight either.

Twix >>>>> Kit-Kats

Right twix I'll give you. Left twix is nuts.

still have half a bag of candy left

probably fewer kids come to my house because all they get are crap ass Milk Ways for the last 5 years

Didn't get a kid. Damn Sherrif sign.

They bus into our neighborhood in van's like their lives depend on it, and our friends' neighborhood across town is a fucking disaster with people coming in from all around to beg for candy.

when I lived in Mobile, we'd get vanloads of kids dropped in our neighborhood

my first year there I ran out of candy and ran down to the local mapco to buy whatever they had. I think I was giving out pop tarts at one point

Had 30 kids come to the door, all when it was still light out. Ok, one came during dark. This is what's wrong with America.

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Tue Nov 01, 2022 2:48 pm They bus into our neighborhood in van's like their lives depend on it, and our friends' neighborhood across town is a fucking disaster with people coming in from all around to beg for candy.

PEASANTS!

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 12:47 pm

would have been so much better if (at the end) the door was "locked" and the kid couldn't get out, and the skulls on the door started speaking to him

Halloween decorations wrote:little man, put back all but once piece of candy, or we will EAT YOU!

now THAT would have been cool

heh @ IB

Translation: IB wants to eat prepubescent trick-or-treaters. You sick fuck...

Couple a low IQ motherfuckers right there.

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I wonder how they overcome the language barrier?

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