The Goat Pen

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:15 pm**

How do you hunt a bear Will Smith style?

Look for the Fresh Prints.

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:45 pm**

boooooooooo

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:09 am**

Ditto

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:19 am**

I chuckled.

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:40 am**

Q: How do you survive being attacked by a pack of clowns?

A: Go for the juggler.

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:10 pm**

Please stop and set up an appointment with your neurologist.

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:44 pm**

I got good traction out of both jokes

proper dues to AA

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:10 am**

How does Davy Crockett eat his pie?

A la mode (Alamoed)

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:41 am**

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:16 am**

I keep getting bombarded by e-mails about enlarging my penis. I wish my wife would stop it.

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:25 am**

AlabamAlum wrote:I keep getting bombarded by e-mails about enlarging my penis. I wish my wife would stop it.

ok, I'm using that one

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 11:17 am**

I got an email stating they could add 6 inches to my dick.

I was like, what the fuck would I do with a 16 inch dick???

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:03 pm**

Be able to see it, maybe?

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:42 pm**

Go home and tell your wife you're going to introduce her to Mr. Dover. When she asks who that is, tell her Ben Dover...

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:10 pm**

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

shoot him before he hits the water

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:21 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:01 pm**

hedge wrote:Go home and tell your wife you're going to introduce her to Mr. Dover. When she asks who that is, tell her Ben Dover...

Sometimes I just have to shake my head in disgust and move on.

Posted: **Thu Jul 03, 2014 8:56 am**

I thought that one would be right in your breadbasket...

Posted: **Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:28 pm**

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Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:01 pm**

Browns-Lions was apparently the highest rated preseason NFL game of all time by almost 40% over the next highest rated game.

College Football