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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:25 pm

hedge wrote:Laughter at the discomfiture of others is never clean, but rather rings with the hollow echo of life-long embitterment....
So I'm guessing you never laugh when Stu & Mecca get punked because that would be wrong.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:42 pm

"Your laughter has turned to ashes in your mouth."

Nope, you're the one playin cold music on the barroom floor, drowned in your laughter and dead to the core...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:58 pm

and I'm loving every minute of it.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:13 pm

LOL @ eCat...and Terrence.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:01 am

AugustWest wrote:and I'm loving every minute of it.
You don't know what love is until you know the meaning of the blues...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:50 am

Who are you talking to? We've been living the blues for 30 years.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:43 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:22 pm

does anyone still believe that Lance Armstrong didn't dope up?

I see some of these message boards with people that are outraged about him being stripped of his titles. While I think he should have due process, his own former teammates have rolled over on him.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:36 pm

Lance Armstrong is a douche and an ass, and its certainly conceivable that hes also a cheater.

They dont have any evidence, and certainly no physical evidence. I also think its clear that the USADA is somehow even worse. Theyu look like media whores. They're "stripping him of his titles?" "Banning" him from cycling? How many fucking races has the USADA sanctioned? Oh, none?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:39 pm

This is basically the same thing as if the USADA decided that the New York Yankees are stripped of some word series titles because some guys including Andy pettitte said that he and Roger Clemens used PEDs. Probably the only reason the USADA didnt do that is because they can act like they are big shots over a fringe sport like cycling in the US wheras MLB and its fans would slap their ass down.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:41 pm

Top 50 college hoops programs of the last 50 years. Guess who's #1?

http://espn.go.com/blog/collegebasketba ... -50-series
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Post by eCat » Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:49 pm

hedge wrote:Top 50 college hoops programs of the last 50 years. Guess who's #1?

http://espn.go.com/blog/collegebasketba ... -50-series

I saw that.

Did you see where they deduct points for scandal?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:51 pm

Was A&M on the list?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:03 pm

Lance passed over 500 drug tests. I agree with his move. Fuck it. I'm not racing anymore anyway why waste the millions on legal shit. They don't have anything concrete on him. Plus, when they strip him of his titles who do they give it too since #2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 & 8 who finished behind him also failed their tests? If he did cheat at least it was then an even playing field. Seems like a witch hunt.

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Post by eCat » Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:08 pm

I don't know what evidence they have or don't have but more than one person had said they were in the room when Lance got a blood transfusion (with oxygen enriched blood) between races.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:13 pm

He never failed a test. Over 500 of them. Wherever he was. Spain, Europe, California, he had to inform him where he was every day. They came without notice yet he passed them all.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:45 pm

They took his piss without him noticing? Damn...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:21 pm

Are you smoking again?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:03 pm

U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:32 pm

People are speculating that he got wind of some slam dunk evidence they were about to drop on him, so Armstrong decided to bail out early. I don't know...and I really don't care. They all dope(d) in cycling, it's just that Lance doped better. In a way, he earned those titles legitimately.
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