The Goat Pen

hedge wrote: ↑Fri Apr 08, 2022 11:41 am

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:36 am It was worse than when the pool boy cuckolded you?

That was a betrayal. Bad, yes, but not his fault. This other with the pickle jar, though, that's weakness...

Obviously, she viewed e as having a major weakness, hence the need for the pool boy to clean her innards out along with the pool...

Probably has the same problem opening the oil cap on the 81 Toyota in the front yard.

fuck you guys, I'm gonna go buy pickle jars and start working out

More like work out your pickle with some midget porn...

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:53 am heh...pool boy

good times

another sign of weakness

I bought a pill organizer/reminder off of Amazon

its mostly for all these supplements I've been taking - 3 grape seed extract, DHEA, Saw Palmetto (every man over 50 should be taking that), fish oil, mutli vitamin, vitamin d, baby aspirin, along with my statin

its too much to keep up with so I had to get it organized.

What's the saw palmetto for?

enlarged prostate, I don't have one yet, but supposedly it helps keep things flowing

another thing I've done that is out of left field

I've started buying snake plants. They are natures oxygen factory.

Supposedly if you were in a sealed 8x10 room and 6-8 snake plants, they would generate more than enough oxygen for you to survive.

So it takes about 12-16 plants to scrub the air in an 1800 sq ft home.

I'm going to put 10 or so plants on each floor of my house.

we have so many now my wife is setting a timer on her phone to remind us to water them

Preppers. Geesh.

Snake plants are also known as mother-in-law's tongue...

I just like the idea of a natural approach to cleaning the air in the house.

Watched some show awhile back about a family that had their icemaker leak which created toxic mold that messed up the kid and made the husband stare off into space trying to form a coherent sentence

My icemaker leaked like theirs did about a year ago.

I can see how the thought of that would jar you...

Enjoy the smell once the roots start to rot...

This will be fun to watch for a couple shows.

https://www.insidehook.com/daily_brief/ ... ers-fights

Goon Squad

Some local dude that the MIF is "friends" with on Facebook just posted this. All the replies were along the lines of "That's hilarious!!" I think it's mildly creepy and even less funny...

I have told Aidan over and over again...."if you keep barging through my bedroom door, eventually, you are going to see something you do not want to"! Well...it finally happened.
After the initial shock, he asked if his would get as big as mine. I told him, all the Griffith men were of "decent" size, so yeah probably so. He ran out of the bedroom. After a few minutes, I checked on him and found him eating celery and doing crunches.
I guess my belly is starting to poke out.

You've never been a dad with a sense of humor.

Not creepy, but too wordy to be funny. Sounds like a guy trying too hard to be the internet clown.

It's Facebook.