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Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2022 1:28 pm
by innocentbystander
that meth whore, crotch goblin, cheetos baby scared the shit out of me

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2022 1:53 pm
by hedge
I thought that was you...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2022 2:16 pm
by Jungle Rat
Did IB ever answer the questions?

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2022 5:32 pm
by Jungle Rat
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Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2022 5:34 pm
by Jungle Rat
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Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:48 pm
by hedge

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:58 pm
by Jungle Rat
Move the fuck away from those cars!

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:23 pm
by sardis
Every Christmas we would trek I-81 through Pennsylvania on our way to Connecticut. The weather was bad almost every trip. One time we were stranded in a blizzard for 12 hours. Took us 3 days to finally get to destination. After that, I didn't care how much it cost with 3 kids, we were flying every time.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2022 8:02 pm
by eCat
Past 3 days I have had crawfish etoufee, crawfish po’boy, crawfish ravioli, boiled crawfish, and oysters on the half shell

Time to head home I guess

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2022 8:25 pm
by Jungle Rat
Don't shit yourself. Again.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2022 10:01 pm
by Dave23
Go on and get that shrimp omelet…

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2022 11:03 pm
by eCat
We are about to get 80mph winds here in 30 minutes. That’s is category 1 hurricane strength

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2022 11:28 pm
by DooKSucks
My toilet just withstood far worse given the speed that diarrhea exited my ass. It was worse than a dog with parvo.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2022 5:47 pm
by Jungle Rat
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Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 7:53 pm
by eCat
on vacation last week went to visit a friend I had not seen in 12 years, best man in my wedding

He gave me some homemade wine and some pickled eggs in a mason jar.

He's been bugging me to try them so I did today

about 2 hours later and now I can't trust a fart.

I don't know what he put in those things.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 9:09 pm
by Jungle Rat
Sucker!

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:02 am
by eCat
this morning my wife asked me to open a pickle jar and I couldn't. She was in a hurry and got frustrated with me and said "just give it to me" and then opened it herself.

I have never felt such failure in being the man of the house

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:36 am
by DooKSucks
It was worse than when the pool boy cuckolded you?

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:53 am
by eCat
heh...pool boy

good times

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2022 11:41 am
by hedge
DooKSucks wrote: Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:36 am It was worse than when the pool boy cuckolded you?
That was a betrayal. Bad, yes, but not his fault. This other with the pickle jar, though, that's weakness...