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eCat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:16 am Tried to watch a movie called Hard Kill last night with Bruce Willis.

Willis has created this niche market for himself where he will get star billing in a movie that he only makes token appearances for because the other actors are unknowns. This is the 3rd film I've seen like this where he is in maybe 1/4 of the movie, most of his scenes are him just standing or sitting - like they aren't paying him enough to walk. I can't believe he put his name to this piece of shit though, for any amount of money. The villian in the movie doesn't have a name, he is called the "The Pardoner" and I'm not sure they explain why, and Willis is a tech giant who hires a team of ex military to protect him from the villian forcing him to give up his tech secrets, of course the team includes a big tittied gal with neon blue hair , because that's what I think of when I think of military commandos. I'm guessing her hair is blue because she is shooting a japanese anime music video later that day. I think the director hired the rest of the cast from the group that detailed his car that morning. The writing is horrible. At one point I was fast forwarding thru the dialog scenes just to watch the fight scenes, and even they sucked. I've also noticed in these low budget movies they dress the secondary actors all alike in tactical gear and face masks. I'm guessing that is because you just keep killing the same guys over and over again without hiring more than like 3 of them.

I can't tell you how it ends, only that it didn't end soon enough.

This movie has inspired me to create a rating system of things I'd rather do than watch this movie.

This movie is rated vacuum the house

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:43 am

Saint wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 11:02 pm All I watch is Adult Swim. I am Mook.

You are worse than Mook. You my friend are pathetic.