The Goat Pen

What is the implication? That the crunchy sound of eating Doritos is similar to the sound of somebody flatfooting your balls?

hedge wrote: ↑Sun Aug 08, 2021 11:27 amIs it a dorito?

Yours probably is

My what?

I watched that, I thought it was pretty funny that 3 minutes into his act if the audience wasn't laughing he'd yell Fuck you and them and leave.


I just ate my second banana from Costco today. How is it that fruit and vegetables are noticeably better from Costco than my local Kroger? I guess its the same reason their steaks are better, but a banana is a damn banana.

I have now developed about a $400 a month Costco habit and from some of the people I talk to , that is getting by cheap. We get a rebate check from them each year - for us its about $150. My sis in law got a $900 one last year. That's insane.

You're talking about bananas and that's insane?

At first I thought the whole thing was going to be a spoof of a Larry David documentary, and it still might be, it's hard to tell with his style of humor...

no, I am serious

I am so addicted to Costco that we when we were looking to buy a house it had to be within 40 miles of a Costco, that was a hard rule.

eCat wrote: ↑Wed Aug 11, 2021 12:35 pmI have now developed about a $400 a month Costco habit and from some of the people I talk to , that is getting by cheap. We get a rebate check from them each year - for us its about $150. My sis in law got a $900 one last year. That's insane.

Amateur

$400 a month is our gasoline bill at Costco

He doesn't live in an RV.

In their parking lot

Okay that gets a B+. You lose one letter grade in that we are living at the Wal-Mart across the street, not at the Costco.

Racist

heh

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I wish I only spent $400 monthly at Costco…

I've never been in a Costco. I've been close though. There's a Target and Best Buy next door.

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:01 am I've never been in a Costco. I've been close though. There's a Target and Best Buy next door.

Costco is Disneyworld for the Bulk-Bargain shopper. At any one time, there are only 1800 different brands in the entire warehouse. That's it, 1800 things to choose from. And all 1800 brands, these are HUGE things and HUGE deals.

I know what the fuck it is you assjack. Just never been in one.

Once you go in, you can't leave without becoming a member. They "got you."

Yet heroin is illegal...