The Goat Pen

The photographer was hot, about the same age as the girls in the wedding party. She had some cool tattoos, too...

You need a log in for the photo webpage...

I thought there was a button where you could sign in as guest...

Nice ass

The flash from the balcony off the top or your head had some kind of chromatic effect.

I liked that one...

Heh. I messaged my congratulations to Hedge's lady.

I know they're not your biological children, but I know you've developed quite the fondness and relationship with them. They're lucky to have you.

Now, go fuck yourself.

What was up with the one pic of the groom cupping her tit?

What's a groom supposed to do? You should see some of the pics they sent from their honeymoon...

The MIF happily told me that DS had sent her a message of congratulations, she said "DookSucks sent me a nice message on Facebook." Yes, she calls him DookSucks...

Better than Fuck Nut like my kids do.

Text from the MIF's daughter who is down at the beach right now: "All the schools in Morehead City just got bomb threats and we just saw the entire police and military and undercover cops drive thru Arendall St. This crazy guy did it and apparently also threatened Walmart and is on the run."

Threatened Walmart!!

Tell her i can be there in three hours to comfort her.

Husbands and boyfriends be damned...

Pool Boy Nightmare is on Lifetime Network right now...

First Grade - eCat, holding the sign and blocking everyone behind him with those big ass dumbo ears.

eCat's a daywalker?

that was called Scott Irish back in my day

That looks like my kindergarten picture. Our schools in first grade were either more integrated than y'alls or else y'all just didn't have many black folks in Paducah...

technically that was West Paducah. I'm pretty sure we didn't have a single Latino in my high school the entire time I was there. I can't remember any. We had a brother and sister from Laos that were adopted at early teens.

I don't have many memories from first grade but collectively I have anecdotal stories for most of the people in that picture.

The 3 kids that would be considered overweight in that picture all died before reaching 40. So there's that plug for avoiding childhood obesity.

I also doubt anyone in that picture had parents that made more than $10K a year