I don't mind a woman thats filled out I don't like seeing rib cages or knee joints
but I think I'm gonna draw the line when it gets well before she can't wipe her ass
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:43 pm
by hedge
Well, there's always the popsicle sticks in the craft box when it gets to that point...
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:17 pm
by eCat
oh man, that was rough
my eye twitches just thinking about it
but I tell you this, I check at least twice a month to make sure there is still one in the medicine cabinet in case it ever happens again
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:00 pm
by hedge
That "but I tell you this" really expresses the gravity of the situation...
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:41 pm
by eCat
heh
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:37 am
by BigRedMan
You all don't have a poop knife?
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:42 am
by eCat
its comforting for me to know that others have challenges in this area of their lives to the extent a poop knife actually exists.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:20 am
by hedge
Well, you say "others," but consider the source...
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:25 pm
by DooKSucks
hedge wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:09 pm
The soon to be son-in-law mentioned something about that last night...
So, this means that the girls refer to you as their father figure now? Did you marry the MYF? I'm curious...
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:28 pm
by hedge
Yes and no...
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:52 pm
by DooKSucks
Do they call you "Dad"?
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 5:21 pm
by hedge
No, but I have heard them talking about me to other people and say "my dad." Well, not talking about me, but mentioning me in the context of whatever they were talking about...
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 6:04 am
by DooKSucks
Soon, you’ll be a grandfather....
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 7:55 pm
by Jungle Rat
Soon you'll be divorced.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:59 am
by eCat
Eddie Murphy hosting SNL tonight
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:29 pm
by Dave23
They better do a Mister Robinson’s Neighborhood...
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:30 pm
by Dave23
And I’m hoping Piscopo shows up...
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2019 10:41 pm
by eCat
He said in an interview he was definitely doing Mr. Robinsons neighborhood
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2019 8:12 am
by eCat
staying up to the last sketch was worth it.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:10 am
by DooKSucks
“If you had told me 30 years ago that I would be this boring stay-at-home house dad and Bill Cosby would be in jail, even I would have took that bet...Who’s America dad now?!”
“It’s like a magic trick. White people pay a lot of money, then poof! All the black people are gone, nut where do they go, boys and girls? Back to where they come from, of course! Atlanta."