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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:22 pm

I don't mind a woman thats filled out I don't like seeing rib cages or knee joints

but I think I'm gonna draw the line when it gets well before she can't wipe her ass
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:43 pm

Well, there's always the popsicle sticks in the craft box when it gets to that point...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:17 pm

oh man, that was rough

my eye twitches just thinking about it

but I tell you this, I check at least twice a month to make sure there is still one in the medicine cabinet in case it ever happens again
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:00 pm

That "but I tell you this" really expresses the gravity of the situation...
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Post by eCat » Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:41 pm

heh
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by BigRedMan » Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:37 am

You all don't have a poop knife?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:42 am

its comforting for me to know that others have challenges in this area of their lives to the extent a poop knife actually exists.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:20 am

Well, you say "others," but consider the source...
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:25 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:09 pm The soon to be son-in-law mentioned something about that last night...
So, this means that the girls refer to you as their father figure now? Did you marry the MYF? I'm curious...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:28 pm

Yes and no...
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Dec 13, 2019 4:52 pm

Do they call you "Dad"?
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Post by hedge » Fri Dec 13, 2019 5:21 pm

No, but I have heard them talking about me to other people and say "my dad." Well, not talking about me, but mentioning me in the context of whatever they were talking about...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Sat Dec 14, 2019 6:04 am

Soon, you’ll be a grandfather....
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 14, 2019 7:55 pm

Soon you'll be divorced.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:59 am

Eddie Murphy hosting SNL tonight
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Dave23 » Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:29 pm

They better do a Mister Robinson’s Neighborhood...
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Post by Dave23 » Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:30 pm

And I’m hoping Piscopo shows up...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 21, 2019 10:41 pm

He said in an interview he was definitely doing Mr. Robinsons neighborhood
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sun Dec 22, 2019 8:12 am

staying up to the last sketch was worth it.

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Dec 23, 2019 10:10 am

“If you had told me 30 years ago that I would be this boring stay-at-home house dad and Bill Cosby would be in jail, even I would have took that bet...Who’s America dad now?!”

“It’s like a magic trick. White people pay a lot of money, then poof! All the black people are gone, nut where do they go, boys and girls? Back to where they come from, of course! Atlanta."
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