The Goat Pen

Dag...

A doodoo and some Katy Perry. If only life were so simple. That's the funniest shit I've read all day.

excuse the pun

I had one yesterday and that allowed me to change notches on my belt. I keep a book of baby names by the toilet just for such instances. I try to come up with names based on color, consistency, and length. They were named LaShonda , Karem Malik Abed, and Carlos.

That's saying something, since your belt is the skin of the Midgard Serpent.

Doodoo Brown!

"That's saying something, since your belt is the skin of the Midgard Serpent."

Any trip BRM makes to the toilet is potentially the opening salvo of Ragnarök...

I went up on the roof of my new house to check on the work my shitty contractors did on the exterior wood. But when I tried to come down the ladder popped off the gutter and I fell 11 feet to the concrete. I ripped up the tips of 3 fingers on my left hand and scraped my legs but I fell on my feet. I'm indestructible, bitches.

"The survivors were making for the light in the doorway and the first of these encountered the judge there and cut at him with his knife. But the Judge was like a cat and he sidestepped the man and seized his arm and broke it and picked the man up by his head. He put him against the wall and smiled at him but the man had begun to bleed from the ears and the blood was running down between the judge's fingers and over his hands and when the judge turned him loose there was something wrong with his head and he slid to the floor and did not get up."

didn't we tell Jonkey to meet us at the Sahara?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110515/lf ... smgambling

I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.

that's screwed up, man. most of us listen to katy perry, and then involuntarily doodoo in response, jujawin...

who the fuc kare all th enewfucks on here? whooo? hew??

Me

I rode the monorail to the Sahara last weekend and walked through to get to the Stratosphere (to no avail, the rides were closed due to high winds). It was a bleak scene indeed. Really, that entire north section of the strip above Wynn and Encore is a bleak scene, what with a bunch of unfinished construction sites, litter, and the likes of the Sahara and Circus Circus.

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I hope Phil Hartman's wife burns in hell for what she did to the Simpsons.

everything after 'hell' = superfluous...

if she won't do it for pizza, then damn, you DO need a different girlfriend

MoMo is NoMo:

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With Nick Johnson and Josiah Turner already inbound to PG Univ., Momo saw the writing on the wall. We were glad to have him, though. He was a good guy played with serious purpose, and didn't make a lot of mistakes.

I'm guessing Onion is now a really big Suns fan.

Big Ten/ACC matchups are out: Clemson @ Iowa -- Woot!

Anyone got Maui brackets yet?