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Post by Tree » Tue Jul 28, 2026 8:45 pm

Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see-see.
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jul 28, 2026 9:37 pm

My daughter is already expensive enough. I can't imagine what her wedding will cost. Not only do I have the wedding, but barring some sort of cataclysmic event, she will be a deb making her debut in 2039. That will be like paying for a smaller scale wedding on its own.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 28, 2026 9:56 pm

Look at Mr. High Society over here.

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jul 28, 2026 11:10 pm

I think she will be the fifth consecutive generation on her mother's side or some such. It's all rather stupid, imho, but people who care get bent out of shape over that shit. Hedge grew up amongst the same type of folks and has seen the same sort of shit. It's so damn stupid.
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Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jul 29, 2026 12:20 am

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Tue Jul 28, 2026 11:10 pm I think she will be the fifth consecutive generation on her mother's side or some such. It's all rather stupid, imho, but people who care get bent out of shape over that shit. Hedge grew up amongst the same type of folks and has seen the same sort of shit. It's so damn stupid.
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Jul 29, 2026 8:21 am

Why would she? She isn’t Asian, a Yankee, or some dork who geeks out on D&D or Warhammer.
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Post by hedge » Wed Jul 29, 2026 10:41 am

"Hedge grew up amongst the same type of folks and has seen the same sort of shit. It's so damn stupid."

I was a deb escort twice, first time it was my best childhood friend, second time was also a childhood friend but the main reason she asked me was she knew I'd bring a bunch of blow and e-balls, which I did. Lotta fun if you ask me, but certainly a throwback to an earlier time and of course I didn't have to pay for anything, just show up at various parties and such. What's not to like? Both my nieces opted out citing lame-o reasons, but mainly b/c they thought it was kinda stupid and just didn't want to do it...
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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 29, 2026 12:10 pm

Similar pressures to be a member of a mardi gras crew on the gulf coast. It’s an old boys club you have to buy your way in. I have been invited as a guest to a few of them but membership wasn’t anything that ever interested me.
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Post by innocentbystander » Wed Jul 29, 2026 12:11 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Wed Jul 29, 2026 8:21 am Why would she? She isn’t Asian, a Yankee, or some dork who geeks out on D&D or Warhammer.
Fair enough.
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Post by eCat » Wed Aug 05, 2026 9:32 am

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Mon Aug 17, 2026 1:40 pm

my company has asked me if I would consider moving to Detroit if they build a new center there.

I hope I had a good poker face but I was not thrilled with the proposition.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Aug 17, 2026 2:36 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2026 1:40 pm my company has asked me if I would consider moving to Detroit if they build a new center there.

I hope I had a good poker face but I was not thrilled with the proposition.
Does Detroit still have any abandoned 1930's houses south of the 8 Mile? If they do, you could get a 5 bedroom manor for what? $10K? You'd have to get all the plumbing and electrical re-done for the whole house, I assume every abandoned Detroit home had all the copper pipe ripped out of their walls years ago.
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Post by Dave23 » Mon Aug 17, 2026 3:55 pm

I read somewhere that Detroit is being revived…and they made it sound like it was going quite well…
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Post by hedge » Mon Aug 17, 2026 4:00 pm

"You'd have to get all the plumbing and electrical re-done for the whole house"

Welp, he's going now...
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Post by Dave23 » Mon Aug 17, 2026 4:37 pm

Heh…A+
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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 18, 2026 7:22 am

I would not be living in Detroit proper or anywhere close to it - Looking at Milford and Commerce Michigan

If it happens, I can delay it to 2028.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Aug 18, 2026 5:47 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Tue Aug 18, 2026 7:22 am I would not be living in Detroit proper or anywhere close to it - Looking at Milford and Commerce Michigan

If it happens, I can delay it to 2028.
I have never been to Detroit in my life. Not once. I have flown into and out of the airport a few times, but never left the airport. So, I don't count that. I was "protected."

This is what I think of when I think of Detroit.



I see vandals in beat up, shitty old cars driving down abandoned streets overgrown with green vegetation, yelling into their bullhorn

"My Copper! My Copper!"

to dissuade others from ripping the copper pipe out of all the abandoned buildings before THEY can get their hands on it.
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Post by aTm » Tue Aug 18, 2026 8:06 pm

As a history nerd, there is some cool shit to see in Detroit leftover from when it was the richest city in the US.
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Aug 18, 2026 8:24 pm

aTm wrote: ↑Tue Aug 18, 2026 8:06 pm As a history nerd, there is some cool shit to see in Detroit leftover from when it was the richest city in the US.
Ryan Gosling's movie did a fantastic job illustrating that fact. I think because he is Canadian, and probably lived so close to Detroit growing up, that he found filing all that cool shit to be of interest. Its all overgrown with vegetation now. You can raise and graze cattle in Detroit. LOL. Unfortunately, no one really watched this movie, and the few that did, they didn't like it. I think that is because they couldn't understand it. The acting was intentionally downplayed and simplistic making Christina Hendricks and Saoirse Ronan look like everyday Detroit people who just wanted to follow the law and live.

I think everyone here at the Goat Pen needs to move to Detroit and well, take over.

If I remember correctly some amusement park company was going to acquire several abandoned blocks of the city and set up some kind of overnight, zombie, apocalypse amusement park.
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