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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:54 pm
by eCat
well I'm bored out of my mind, everything is closed, its 18 damn degrees, you can't go hang out with anyone and I've watched so much TV my eyes are glazed over.
Sex takes up about 15 minutes and that includes washing my dick first
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2020 9:29 pm
by hedge
"E! has a "Its a Wonderful Life" marathon on right now. I just leave it on in the background."
That's right... that's right...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2020 10:20 pm
by 10ac
I guess you've binge watched Hallmark movies.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2020 10:20 pm
by Jungle Rat
Horrible. In the background of what? Your knitting?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2020 9:16 pm
by Saint
Thanks for the tips on how to freeze bread! (goes back to licking frozen gruel off jackknife spoon)
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2020 9:17 pm
by Saint
I made lemon poundcakes to pass time over the Yuletide.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2020 10:40 pm
by hedge
Is that what you're calling your turds now, "lemon poundcakes"? Cute...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2020 10:44 pm
by hedge
Speaking of turds, I thought this was kinda amusing. From the wikipedia entry for Lord Byron:
"By 1822, cautious acceptance by the public had turned to outrage, and Byron's publisher refused to continue to publish the works. In Canto III of Don Juan, Byron expresses his detestation for poets such as William Wordsworth and Samuel Taylor Coleridge. In letters to Francis Hodgson, Byron referred to Wordsworth as "Turdsworth".
It's nice to know that disrespection and sassery have such a long, rich history. Verily, we are Byron's heirs...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2020 10:50 pm
by hedge
"In letters to Francis Hodgson"
Hodgson shall not be shot...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2020 9:09 am
by Jungle Rat
Shut the fuck up you delusional crack head.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:24 pm
by eCat
if your wife and kids won't stop eating your expensive bag of trail mix, just mix some cat chow in it and then watch their reaction when they blindly grab a handful out of the bag and stuff it in their mouths
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:17 pm
by Jungle Rat
Maybe just hide it better. Ya think?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:35 pm
by 10ac
Cat litter works better.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 2:54 am
by Saint
eCat wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:24 pm
if your wife and kids won't stop eating your expensive bag of trail mix, just mix some cat chow in it and then watch their reaction when they blindly grab a handful out of the bag and stuff it in their mouths
This is better if you read it in Jesco White's voice and replace "expensive" with "costly."
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:20 pm
by hedge
Today is 1-22-21. Numerical palindrome!
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:13 pm
by Jungle Rat
Shut the fuck up
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:51 am
by hedge
Has anybody checked out this GameStop (stock symbol GME) stock? It was trading below $5 for most of the year, then jumped up to the $10-$15 range for a few months in the fall, then went to $20 just before Christmas. Couple of weeks ago it jumped from $20 to $40 overnight and traded in the $40 range for about a week, then jumped to $80 and now today it traded $350+. Even more profitably, you could've bought the $30 call options all day long for a couple of weeks in early Jan for 25 cents (and they traded as low as 14 cents), could've sold those today for $320. That's 1300 times your money back in about 2 weeks. My future son-in-law told me it was something to do with reddit. He said another one that some reddit community got on lately is AMC (it is listed as AMC Entertainment, I can't believe this has anything to do with the movie theater chain but who knows), that was trading under $2 earlier this month, it jumped to $20 today...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:07 pm
by eCat
yea I read an article about it a few weeks ago. It wasn't anywhere near the numbers you are talking about now but alot of people shorted it thinking they would go belly up due to online gaming - their model is more in line with blockbluster.
But the story I read said that it was way premature, that Gamestop will eventually either die or change their business model but they are still making money and their decline against the odds has been gradual.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:14 pm
by hedge
Currently the market cap is over $25 billion, that's up from less than $200 million less than a year ago. Evidently these reddit folks burned the supposedly seasoned Wall Street traders for several billion dollars...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:45 pm
by Jungle Rat
hedge wrote: ↑Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:51 am
Has anybody checked out this GameStop (stock symbol GME) stock? It was trading below $5 for most of the year, then jumped up to the $10-$15 range for a few months in the fall, then went to $20 just before Christmas. Couple of weeks ago it jumped from $20 to $40 overnight and traded in the $40 range for about a week, then jumped to $80 and now today it traded $350+. Even more profitably, you could've bought the $30 call options all day long for a couple of weeks in early Jan for 25 cents (and they traded as low as 14 cents), could've sold those today for $320. That's 1300 times your money back in about 2 weeks. My future son-in-law told me it was something to do with reddit. He said another one that some reddit community got on lately is AMC (it is listed as AMC Entertainment, I can't believe this has anything to do with the movie theater chain but who knows), that was trading under $2 earlier this month, it jumped to $20 today...
Yes. Enjoy the silo