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pic from ad that pops up in Sardis' web searc hresults:

Craigslist WFW ad

attached lesbian looking for playmate - w4w - 30 (NKY)


Date: 2012-07-27, 3:28PM EDT
Reply to: skjtz-3166963900@pers.craigslist.org


I am an attached sexy lesbian first and foremost. me and my girl live together. she knows i have a fantasy about using a strap on females. i know what im doing in the bedroom and im looking for a sexy playmate. it will be just me and u but she will be watching so she can have her excitement to Serious replies only. I am 5"7, 150 lbs, red hair and blue eyes. my girl is african american and she is a stud.

Lamar can not be happy she refers to him as "my girl"...

pencil thin eyebrows on a woman are a turnoff to me (not that the lesbo in the pic above has much to turn anyone on).

I like Brooke Shields eyebrows on a woman.

"pencil thin eyebrows on a woman are a turnoff to me"

Really going out on a limb with that one, eCat...

somebody has to be telling these women they look good

But the ones telling aren't necessarily men.

eCat wrote:somebody has to be telling these women they look good

Agreed. But its not you though. Its not me either but I do have a better shot.

eCat wrote:somebody has to be telling these women they look good

Or else barely speaking to them at all...

Also, you know how it is when the wife or girlfriend asks you if this dress makes her look fat. You never say yes, even if it does. How much less are you going to tell her, now that she doesn't have any eyebrows, that you prefer thick ones? What do you do, hand her a bottle of Rogaine that you've added in a B and a W with a magic marker?

how does it get to that.

if you marry a hairy Sasquatch bitch, you'd hope she'd clear it with you before she went Brazilian on her face.

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who's the fat kid in the backseat with the rugmuncher?

I'd hit it

Is it real?

it's not real

my statement still stands

It's real.

Real silicone rubber.