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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:55 pm
by Jungle Rat
My wax doesn't usually look like dandruff. Just thick waxy shit I can usually roll into a little ball and flick.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:21 pm
by crotch
One of a thousand reasons why I'm glad I don't live in California......
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:28 pm
by hedge
Street price for heroin is stable though...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:27 pm
by Jungle Rat
None of us losers could afford to look live in California.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:46 am
by eCat
yesterday was the boys 21st birthday
we took him out to dinner and did the order your first official drink thing
then we got home around 7:30 , he went downstairs to dick around on the computer.
My wife and I were watching TV and I'm feeling sorry for him - 21st birthday and its basically spent with Mom and Dad.
Around 9:30 a car pulled in the driveway and 3 very attractive young women were standing there when I opened the door.
They took him out and he stayed out past midnight - not sure when he got in or what condition he was in when he got home.
There might be hope for the boy yet.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:42 am
by Jungle Rat
He had to hire his own hookers? What kid of father are you?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:59 am
by eCat
Jungle Rat wrote:He had to hire his own hookers? What kid of father are you?
I'm even more impressed if that's what happened.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:33 pm
by DooKSucks
Was he stuck in the friend zone with them or was he hooking up with one of them?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:04 pm
by eCat
DooKSucks wrote:Was he stuck in the friend zone with them or was he hooking up with one of them?
no idea - but one has been hanging around alot more lately
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:25 am
by Saint
It's only a matter of time before the thick scent of whupped pussy emanates from his bedroom, further signaling that you're a washed up relic.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 3:22 am
by eCat
Saint wrote:It's only a matter of time before the thick scent of whupped pussy emanates from his bedroom, further signaling that you're a washed up relic.
they brought him cheesecake for his birthday
at this point in my life, he can have the pussy
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:50 pm
by crotch
funny stuff......
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:17 pm
by crotch
Lord help these little ignorant liberal snowflakes of the world........
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:40 am
by hedge
For Crotch...
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:28 am
by crotch
hedge wrote:For Crotch...
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Goes to show you don't mess around with us old geezers.
BTW, I just gained another year yesterday.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:32 am
by hedge
Happy birthday Crotch. For a UK fan and an old geezer, you're alright...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:57 am
by crotch
hedge wrote:Happy birthday Crotch. For a UK fan and an old geezer, you're alright...
Thanx Hedge... Appreciate your honesty.
.... but let me clarify something, I'm a UK basketball fan only, not a Calipari fan. Also an LSU football fan.... can't stand UK football.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 2:06 pm
by Jungle Rat
Before there was internet porn there was fax porn. Don't forget how your parents led the way.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 2:08 pm
by Jungle Rat
And yeah, happy birthday you old cranky bastard. Hope your grandkids can help you blow out those 93 candles
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:13 pm
by crotch
Jungle Rat wrote:And yeah, happy birthday you old cranky bastard. Hope your grandkids can help you blow out those 93 candles
Thanx Rat....