The Goat Pen

That's what DS said! He was in Jamaica though.

10ac wrote:Coconut cream pie is the best.

I don't know if I like Pecan Pie or Strawberry Cheesecake better

but banana cream is up there too

definitely my top 3.

Pecan pie is vomit

Yeah, in your face...

That's gross

I wish a gross of pecan pies would land on the faces of Rat and Hedge.......

That is probably one of the worst attempts ever. Are you from Indiana by chance?

Here is an example of the hard-hitting sports reporting Stu churns out daily...

http://cdn3.creativecirclemedia.com/wilsontimes/original/20190409-003529-Recsoccer4-6-19A.jpg
Players for the Ducks and the Giraffes chase after the ball during a Wilson Recreation Department Girls Ages 5-6 game Saturday, April 6, at Gillette Soccer Complex.
PAUL DURHAM | TIMES

Stu = pedophile

Youth soccer

RESULTS

Games from April 6

Girls

Ages 5-6

Fire 8, Flamingos 6: Scorers: Fire- Emma Bass 1, Lorelai Callaway 4, Skylar Solomon 2, Gabby McBride 1, Flamingos- Corinne Chambers 3, Brinkley Metts 3

Giraffes 9, Ducks 1: Scorers: Giraffes- Graylee Propst 3, Gisselle Azpeitia 3, Ava Allega Greenhalgh 1, Yashna Kannan 1, and Kamryn Williams 1; Ducks- Trinity Bolden 1

Dolphins 11, Lizards 4: Scorers: Dolphins- Daniella Dania 7, Paige Hachett 1, Carpenter Andras 1, Livia Sexton 1, Aspen Watkins 1; Lizards- Sienna Lineberger 1, Lottie Sodano 2, Camiah Ward 1

Wolves 9, Sonics 5: Scorers: Wolves- Lily Carlton 1, Eloise Harrison 2, Trinity Wilder 2, Kensie Roundtree 4; Sonics- Taryn Vitale 3, Daniela Hernandez 1, and Sarah Darden 1

Whales 3, Zebras 9: Scorers: Whales- Isabel Herrera 1, Elaine Simons 1, Anna Powell 1; Zebras- Trenedy Brown 6, Jamie Johnson 2, and McKenzie Graves 1

Ages 7-8

Flamingo 4, Aliens 1: Scorers: Flamingo- Daisy Tyson 2, Jada Purdy 1, Lilah Rountree 1; Aliens- Jaylah Vick 1

Sharks 2, Lady Bugs 3: Scorers: Sharks- Lizzy Chavez 1, Grace Glover 1; Lady Bugs- Aspen Evans 2, Ava Dunn 1

Rush 5, United 3: Scorers: Rush- Aislinn Chambers 1, Haley Brown 1, Julissa Hernandez 1, Zoe Skibins 2; United- Natalie Dorough 1, Madison McKeel 1, Patience Sharpe 1

Cougars 2, Fire 1: Scorers: Cougars- Emily Alarcon 2; Fire- Caitlyn Hurd 1

Dolphins 0, Dash 3: Scorers: Dash- Jamie Mcordon 1, Makimley Byrd 2

Ages 9-10

Wildcats 1, Chargers 1: Scorers: Wildcats- Ava Dunn 1; Chargers- Autumn Bradshaw 1

Falcons 4, Vikings 3: Scorers: Falcons- Kaylee Wilkins 2, Olivia Barnes 1, Sophia Ruis; Vikings- Allison Urieta 2, Emma Register 1

Bearcats 5, Cowgirls 1: Scorers: Bearcats- Mina Reyes 3, Aspen Evans 1, Kourtney Kayden; Cowgirls- Cali Rountree

Ages 11-12

Courage 0, Portland Thorns 5: Scorers: Portland Thorns- Iris Martinez 4, Camila Rios 1

Utah Royals 0, Dash 1: Scorers: Dash- Kiana Griffin 1



Boys

Ages 5-6

Fury 2, Lizards 9: Scorers: Fury- Thomas Layton 2; Lizards- Rafael Rodriguez 2, Caleb Rodriguez 2, Zaiden Hearn 5

Bulls 10, Phantom 5: Scorers: Bulls- Johnny Gomez 3, Colin Walker 1, Ryan Hawley 2, Alex Alejandro 4; Phantom- Jose Lopez 3, Walston Langley 2

Shockers 4, Rhinos 11: Scorers: Shockers- Javier Ramirez 2, Jamontae Cox 2; Rhinos- Garrett Taylor 3, Carter Jones 2, Aiden Ellis 2, Emilliano Carenas 1, Badiet Clark 2

Saints 10, Tigers 5: Scorers: Saints- Turner Webb 2, Kendrick Williams 5, James Whitley 1, Chase Parker 2; Tigers- Landon Guerra 2, Hunter Hart 3, Amare High 1

Hurricanes 9, Knights 2: Scorers: Hurricanes- Ryker Evans 3, Miguel Rovirosa 1, Eli Taylor 4, Jackson Tripp 1; Knights- Joel Rodriguez 2

Razorbacks 8, Alligators 4: Scorers: Razorbacks- Simon Burge 1, Dominic Cailone 2, and Jackson McKenzie 1, Micah Best 2, Noah Davis 2; Alligators- Kevin Kneele 1, Bryson Philpott 1, and Gordi Espanoza

Monkeys 4, Fury 2: Scorers: Monkeys- Charlie Gretchen 1, Antwon Minter 3; Fury- Max Lara 1, Blake Grimsley 1

Lions 2, Hawks 2: Scorers: Lions- Denver Murray 2; Hawks- Marvin Alvarez 1, Micah Woodard 1

Ages 7-8

Hawks 3, Bulldogs 5: Scorers: Hawks- Talon Mayo 3; Bulldogs- Braxton Mayo 5

Blaze 5, Hokies8: Scorers: Blaze- Jesse Boykin 5; Hokies- Ben Darden 4, Giovanni Ponce 4

Lions 1, Bees 3: Scorers: Lions- Gavin Campbell 1; Bees- Gabriel Lopez 1, Lane Beamon 2

Tigers 5, the Crew 5: Scorers: Tigers- Giovanni Villanueva 3, Luis Rodriguez 1, and Micah Sherrod 1

Tornados 0, Rebels 2: Scorers: Rebels- Micah Ash 1, Parker Beamon 1

Fury 4, Eagles 4: Scorers: Fury- Brad Jimenez 2, Clayton Pitcher 1, Miles Morgan 1, Diego Orellana 1; Eagles- Brady Tant 4

Comets 2, Generals 2: Scorers: Comets- Aiden Cox 1, Mason Met 1; Generals- Dallas Anderson 2

Ages 9-10

Barcelona 6, Malaga 5: Scorers: Barcelona- Ryan Rodriguez 4, Alex Baza 1, Jaydon Canady; Malaga- Jose Gomez 3, Kamigu Johnson 2

United 5, Sevilla 4: Scorers: United- Yael Alarcon 3, Guerra Gia 1, Caleb Taylor 1; Sevilla- Aiden Medina 2, Noah Bailey

Timbers 6, Valencia 2: Scorers: Timbers- Dominick Hamilton 2, Braxton Mayo 1, Yurem Zeferino, and Anthony Hamilton 2; Valencia- Billal Jubal 2

Manchester City 1, Athletico 3: Scorers: Manchester City- Kenaize Williams 1; Athletico- Demari Lewis 2, Sean Salazar 1

Ages 11-12

Manchester City 0, United 8: Scorers- Kenney Reyes 3, Nathan Medlin 1, Mouad Javal 1, Fernando Oshon 1, Donta Lesane 1

Everton 4, Liverpool 3: Everton- Ian Whitley 1, Miguel Orellana 1, Joserith Lechuga 1, Brian Mendez 1; Liverpool- Donovan Dickens 3

United 2, Chelsea 3: Scorers: United- Mouad Jabal 1, Nathan Medlin 1; Chelsea- Rjohn Lucas 2, Sergio Jimenez 1

No wonder Stu is bitter...

Hasn't T-Ball started yet?

Starts this week

so ancestry.com has refined my DNA sequencing

https://i.imgur.com/87MLGX7.png

The MIF's youngest daughter got the same thing. Not sure if it was Togo, but they did have her as 1% from some African country...

I keep forgetting to spit in that damn thing.

eCat wrote:so ancestry.com has refined my DNA sequencing

https://i.imgur.com/87MLGX7.png

Somehow you got African dna in you. Were you experimenting with an Ivory Coast exchange student back in school?

Jungle Rat wrote:I keep forgetting to spit in that damn thing.

you're a swallow kind of guy

Pro tip: don't clean out your ears with your fingers in the morning while wearing a black t shirt unless you want to look somebody sprinkled parmesan cheese all over you

damn...whats going on with your ears?