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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 31, 2019 5:46 pm

That's what DS said! He was in Jamaica though.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 31, 2019 5:50 pm

10ac wrote:Coconut cream pie is the best.

I don't know if I like Pecan Pie or Strawberry Cheesecake better

but banana cream is up there too

definitely my top 3.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Sun Mar 31, 2019 6:34 pm

Pecan pie is vomit

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sun Mar 31, 2019 6:56 pm

Yeah, in your face...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 31, 2019 7:11 pm

That's gross

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:25 pm

I wish a gross of pecan pies would land on the faces of Rat and Hedge.......
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:10 pm

That is probably one of the worst attempts ever. Are you from Indiana by chance?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:39 am

Here is an example of the hard-hitting sports reporting Stu churns out daily...

http://cdn3.creativecirclemedia.com/wilsontimes/original/20190409-003529-Recsoccer4-6-19A.jpg
Players for the Ducks and the Giraffes chase after the ball during a Wilson Recreation Department Girls Ages 5-6 game Saturday, April 6, at Gillette Soccer Complex.
PAUL DURHAM | TIMES
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:40 am

Stu = pedophile
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:42 am

Youth soccer

RESULTS

Games from April 6

Girls

Ages 5-6

Fire 8, Flamingos 6: Scorers: Fire- Emma Bass 1, Lorelai Callaway 4, Skylar Solomon 2, Gabby McBride 1, Flamingos- Corinne Chambers 3, Brinkley Metts 3

Giraffes 9, Ducks 1: Scorers: Giraffes- Graylee Propst 3, Gisselle Azpeitia 3, Ava Allega Greenhalgh 1, Yashna Kannan 1, and Kamryn Williams 1; Ducks- Trinity Bolden 1

Dolphins 11, Lizards 4: Scorers: Dolphins- Daniella Dania 7, Paige Hachett 1, Carpenter Andras 1, Livia Sexton 1, Aspen Watkins 1; Lizards- Sienna Lineberger 1, Lottie Sodano 2, Camiah Ward 1

Wolves 9, Sonics 5: Scorers: Wolves- Lily Carlton 1, Eloise Harrison 2, Trinity Wilder 2, Kensie Roundtree 4; Sonics- Taryn Vitale 3, Daniela Hernandez 1, and Sarah Darden 1

Whales 3, Zebras 9: Scorers: Whales- Isabel Herrera 1, Elaine Simons 1, Anna Powell 1; Zebras- Trenedy Brown 6, Jamie Johnson 2, and McKenzie Graves 1

Ages 7-8

Flamingo 4, Aliens 1: Scorers: Flamingo- Daisy Tyson 2, Jada Purdy 1, Lilah Rountree 1; Aliens- Jaylah Vick 1

Sharks 2, Lady Bugs 3: Scorers: Sharks- Lizzy Chavez 1, Grace Glover 1; Lady Bugs- Aspen Evans 2, Ava Dunn 1

Rush 5, United 3: Scorers: Rush- Aislinn Chambers 1, Haley Brown 1, Julissa Hernandez 1, Zoe Skibins 2; United- Natalie Dorough 1, Madison McKeel 1, Patience Sharpe 1

Cougars 2, Fire 1: Scorers: Cougars- Emily Alarcon 2; Fire- Caitlyn Hurd 1

Dolphins 0, Dash 3: Scorers: Dash- Jamie Mcordon 1, Makimley Byrd 2

Ages 9-10

Wildcats 1, Chargers 1: Scorers: Wildcats- Ava Dunn 1; Chargers- Autumn Bradshaw 1

Falcons 4, Vikings 3: Scorers: Falcons- Kaylee Wilkins 2, Olivia Barnes 1, Sophia Ruis; Vikings- Allison Urieta 2, Emma Register 1

Bearcats 5, Cowgirls 1: Scorers: Bearcats- Mina Reyes 3, Aspen Evans 1, Kourtney Kayden; Cowgirls- Cali Rountree

Ages 11-12

Courage 0, Portland Thorns 5: Scorers: Portland Thorns- Iris Martinez 4, Camila Rios 1

Utah Royals 0, Dash 1: Scorers: Dash- Kiana Griffin 1



Boys

Ages 5-6

Fury 2, Lizards 9: Scorers: Fury- Thomas Layton 2; Lizards- Rafael Rodriguez 2, Caleb Rodriguez 2, Zaiden Hearn 5

Bulls 10, Phantom 5: Scorers: Bulls- Johnny Gomez 3, Colin Walker 1, Ryan Hawley 2, Alex Alejandro 4; Phantom- Jose Lopez 3, Walston Langley 2

Shockers 4, Rhinos 11: Scorers: Shockers- Javier Ramirez 2, Jamontae Cox 2; Rhinos- Garrett Taylor 3, Carter Jones 2, Aiden Ellis 2, Emilliano Carenas 1, Badiet Clark 2

Saints 10, Tigers 5: Scorers: Saints- Turner Webb 2, Kendrick Williams 5, James Whitley 1, Chase Parker 2; Tigers- Landon Guerra 2, Hunter Hart 3, Amare High 1

Hurricanes 9, Knights 2: Scorers: Hurricanes- Ryker Evans 3, Miguel Rovirosa 1, Eli Taylor 4, Jackson Tripp 1; Knights- Joel Rodriguez 2

Razorbacks 8, Alligators 4: Scorers: Razorbacks- Simon Burge 1, Dominic Cailone 2, and Jackson McKenzie 1, Micah Best 2, Noah Davis 2; Alligators- Kevin Kneele 1, Bryson Philpott 1, and Gordi Espanoza

Monkeys 4, Fury 2: Scorers: Monkeys- Charlie Gretchen 1, Antwon Minter 3; Fury- Max Lara 1, Blake Grimsley 1

Lions 2, Hawks 2: Scorers: Lions- Denver Murray 2; Hawks- Marvin Alvarez 1, Micah Woodard 1

Ages 7-8

Hawks 3, Bulldogs 5: Scorers: Hawks- Talon Mayo 3; Bulldogs- Braxton Mayo 5

Blaze 5, Hokies8: Scorers: Blaze- Jesse Boykin 5; Hokies- Ben Darden 4, Giovanni Ponce 4

Lions 1, Bees 3: Scorers: Lions- Gavin Campbell 1; Bees- Gabriel Lopez 1, Lane Beamon 2

Tigers 5, the Crew 5: Scorers: Tigers- Giovanni Villanueva 3, Luis Rodriguez 1, and Micah Sherrod 1

Tornados 0, Rebels 2: Scorers: Rebels- Micah Ash 1, Parker Beamon 1

Fury 4, Eagles 4: Scorers: Fury- Brad Jimenez 2, Clayton Pitcher 1, Miles Morgan 1, Diego Orellana 1; Eagles- Brady Tant 4

Comets 2, Generals 2: Scorers: Comets- Aiden Cox 1, Mason Met 1; Generals- Dallas Anderson 2

Ages 9-10

Barcelona 6, Malaga 5: Scorers: Barcelona- Ryan Rodriguez 4, Alex Baza 1, Jaydon Canady; Malaga- Jose Gomez 3, Kamigu Johnson 2

United 5, Sevilla 4: Scorers: United- Yael Alarcon 3, Guerra Gia 1, Caleb Taylor 1; Sevilla- Aiden Medina 2, Noah Bailey

Timbers 6, Valencia 2: Scorers: Timbers- Dominick Hamilton 2, Braxton Mayo 1, Yurem Zeferino, and Anthony Hamilton 2; Valencia- Billal Jubal 2

Manchester City 1, Athletico 3: Scorers: Manchester City- Kenaize Williams 1; Athletico- Demari Lewis 2, Sean Salazar 1

Ages 11-12

Manchester City 0, United 8: Scorers- Kenney Reyes 3, Nathan Medlin 1, Mouad Javal 1, Fernando Oshon 1, Donta Lesane 1

Everton 4, Liverpool 3: Everton- Ian Whitley 1, Miguel Orellana 1, Joserith Lechuga 1, Brian Mendez 1; Liverpool- Donovan Dickens 3

United 2, Chelsea 3: Scorers: United- Mouad Jabal 1, Nathan Medlin 1; Chelsea- Rjohn Lucas 2, Sergio Jimenez 1
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:42 am

No wonder Stu is bitter...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:49 pm

Hasn't T-Ball started yet?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:30 pm

Starts this week

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:47 pm

so ancestry.com has refined my DNA sequencing

https://i.imgur.com/87MLGX7.png
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:17 pm

The MIF's youngest daughter got the same thing. Not sure if it was Togo, but they did have her as 1% from some African country...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:05 am

I keep forgetting to spit in that damn thing.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:08 am

eCat wrote:so ancestry.com has refined my DNA sequencing

https://i.imgur.com/87MLGX7.png
Somehow you got African dna in you. Were you experimenting with an Ivory Coast exchange student back in school?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:48 am

Jungle Rat wrote:I keep forgetting to spit in that damn thing.
you're a swallow kind of guy
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:46 pm

Pro tip: don't clean out your ears with your fingers in the morning while wearing a black t shirt unless you want to look somebody sprinkled parmesan cheese all over you

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:51 pm

damn...whats going on with your ears?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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