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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:48 am
by AlabamAlum
Wait, your wife ordered you off to WalMart on Thanksgiving Day with a full belly and football on the TV?
I'm sorry, but that's unacceptable. You are authorized to give her an open-hand slap or, if you prefer, you are now cleared to have a one-night stand.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:08 am
by Bklyn
1. Yes, she did.
2. Thanks for the coupon
3. Who from here has room to put me up when I'm thrown out the house?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:15 am
by Jungle Rat
I hear Mooks top bunk is available.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:26 am
by AlabamAlum
Bklyn,
You are welcome any time. Just keep the fact that I am the one who gave you the "coupon" secret (or we'll both be out).
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:31 pm
by Jungle Rat
Now I understand why so many VCU fans are attracted to this place.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:14 pm
by AugustWest
reminds of Stu in his little high school mascot uni.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:28 pm
by AugustWest
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:21 pm
by crashcourse
our tradition of taking christmas things down occurs not on the sunday after new years but the day the colts are out of it.
so I don't even have to put up anything this year
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:29 pm
by eCat
we're celebrating the holidays with 3 of us in various stages of stomach virus/flu.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:36 pm
by CAT
eCat wrote:we're celebrating the holidays with 3 of us in various stages of stomach virus/flu.
Who cooked yesterday? and what did the 4th one not eat?--or does that question not apply now?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:27 pm
by T Dot O Dot
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:35 pm
by Bklyn
I've never played the game, but I used to enjoy just watching my nephew play it.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:50 pm
by Jungle Rat
Im guessing it was the shrimp potatoes.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:23 am
by 10ac
Twenty Injured After Woman Uses Pepper Spray on Black Friday Crowd
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11/25/te ... day-crowd/
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:10 am
by It's me Karen
I hope they throw the book at her. I'm surprised she didn't get her ass whipped by the crowd. Ignorant SOB.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:03 pm
by 10ac
What's dumb is that WM, or anyone,is allowed to have a sale that starts at a certain hour for a limited number of stuff. That's just asking for trouble.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:50 pm
by sardis
my 83 year old mother still cooks the thanksgiving dinner while the younger womenfolk don't help much. I'm feeling it's going to be a Denny's Thanksgiving after mom kicks the bucket...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:06 am
by Saint
I made the turkey, stuffing (w/ walnuts and apples), green bean casserole and 4 pumpkin pies from real pumpkin. I'm starting a 10-day cleanse tomorrow. pray for me. my body may revolt and cause me to go into cardiac arrest
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:24 pm
by Jungle Rat
Stu & Hedge in their 70's.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:20 pm
by eCat
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
(Rednecks know how to get'r done).
