MIT Engineers
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So I just realized, brahs. I've been thinking about life, and love, and all that. My role model and hero has always been Hugh Heffner. But what would that life actually look like? Guaranteed bitches sucking your dong and bending over every time you walk outside. I don't think that would be fulfilling really. There's this one really hot chick I been dating and we always have a great night at the bar, but other than one time early in the relationship she always dodges my advances for getting her naked. She's the only thing in my life that's real. Think on this one, brahs.
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Being rejected is the only thing that’s real in your life? Sounds about right…
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What a loser ![🤣](//twemoji.maxcdn.com/2/svg/1f923.svg)
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Find a woman who does NOTTree wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2024 12:04 am So I just realized, brahs. I've been thinking about life, and love, and all that. My role model and hero has always been Hugh Heffner. But what would that life actually look like? Guaranteed bitches sucking your dong and bending over every time you walk outside. I don't think that would be fulfilling really. There's this one really hot chick I been dating and we always have a great night at the bar, but other than one time early in the relationship she always dodges my advances for getting her naked. She's the only thing in my life that's real. Think on this one, brahs.
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Everything else will work out. Add in any of the list, she will seek out DookSucks and fuck you over.
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There's literally no point to getting married. It's for beta cucks.
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Sounds like you’re instructing him to stake out the junior high schools…perv…innocentbystander wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2024 11:23 amFind a woman who does NOTTree wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2024 12:04 am So I just realized, brahs. I've been thinking about life, and love, and all that. My role model and hero has always been Hugh Heffner. But what would that life actually look like? Guaranteed bitches sucking your dong and bending over every time you walk outside. I don't think that would be fulfilling really. There's this one really hot chick I been dating and we always have a great night at the bar, but other than one time early in the relationship she always dodges my advances for getting her naked. She's the only thing in my life that's real. Think on this one, brahs.marry her, and stay married. Bonus points if she HAS an unruptured hymen and a bachelor's degree.
- have any criminal convictions
- have any kids
- have any debt
- have any mental health disorders
- have any childhood trauma
- have any monthly expenses
- have any tattoos
- have any addictions to drugs, alcohol, or gambling
- or have any bankruptcies
Everything else will work out. Add in any of the list, she will seek out DookSucks and fuck you over.
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
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Sad thing is Dave (depressing really), is that there is some truth to what you said. And there shouldn't be.Dave23 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2024 2:33 pmSounds like you’re instructing him to stake out the junior high schools…perv…innocentbystander wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2024 11:23 amFind a woman who does NOTTree wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2024 12:04 am So I just realized, brahs. I've been thinking about life, and love, and all that. My role model and hero has always been Hugh Heffner. But what would that life actually look like? Guaranteed bitches sucking your dong and bending over every time you walk outside. I don't think that would be fulfilling really. There's this one really hot chick I been dating and we always have a great night at the bar, but other than one time early in the relationship she always dodges my advances for getting her naked. She's the only thing in my life that's real. Think on this one, brahs.marry her, and stay married. Bonus points if she HAS an unruptured hymen and a bachelor's degree.
- have any criminal convictions
- have any kids
- have any debt
- have any mental health disorders
- have any childhood trauma
- have any monthly expenses
- have any tattoos
- have any addictions to drugs, alcohol, or gambling
- or have any bankruptcies
Everything else will work out. Add in any of the list, she will seek out DookSucks and fuck you over.
What is an easier thing for a man to do, win the lottery or marry a virgin?
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Pete Thiel was on Joe Rogan and was saying some pretty wild stuff.
He talked about Epstein and Bill Gates. He said we know two things. 1. Gates talked to Epstein about his marital woes 2. Epstein and Gates worked together to develop these philanthropy-based activities.
Thiel theorizes that Epstein advised Gates that since he didn't have a prenup that he should tie up his marital assets in philanthropy to keep his wife in the marriage.
Now go back to when Gates announced he was giving all his money away, but he didn't really, he just tied it up in these organizations.
Thiel may know what he is talking about
He talked about Epstein and Bill Gates. He said we know two things. 1. Gates talked to Epstein about his marital woes 2. Epstein and Gates worked together to develop these philanthropy-based activities.
Thiel theorizes that Epstein advised Gates that since he didn't have a prenup that he should tie up his marital assets in philanthropy to keep his wife in the marriage.
Now go back to when Gates announced he was giving all his money away, but he didn't really, he just tied it up in these organizations.
Thiel may know what he is talking about
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I think a lot of those organizations are giving it away. Can't blame a man for wanting to have some say in where his money is going. I also don't doubt that Gates has straight up given billions of dollars to plenty of "outside" organizations as well..
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maybe Gates was always like this but the fucker has turned into Dr. Evil the last few years
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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He's the largest private owner of farmland in America...
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two books have been written about how he uses his philanthropy as a way to get political power and at least one more was written diving into why billionaires are suddenly interested in trying to solve the world's problems by buying influence with politicians.
neither are new ideas - going back to the Vanderbilts, Carnegies and Rockefellers, but none of those men/families did it under the guise of trying to solved the worlds problems.
neither are new ideas - going back to the Vanderbilts, Carnegies and Rockefellers, but none of those men/families did it under the guise of trying to solved the worlds problems.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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The super rich have always had outsized political influence and always will. Seems to me like Gates is sincere in his efforts to (as you put it) solve the world's problems, or at least some of them. He's a way better person than, say, Elon Musk...
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That deep seated visceral need to believe things are as you've been told they are. Cracks me up with folks like you.
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you guys have probably heard me talk about my job and part of it is training college students.
We have a young woman, very promising person who we put in charge of a team project and unfortunately the pressure has broke her. She has had a mental breakdown where she cannot string together coherent statements. I just spent 2 hours with her in my office and I was so concerned about what she might say or do, I recorded it just to protect myself.
Her team presents in 30 minutes and I am worried I am going to have to stop the presentation and pull her because she can't function. But I would postpone it, pull her or cancel it, however I think doing that would damage her more.
Immediately after the presentation, I am asking her to take a couple of days to relax at the hotel while we try to get a handle on her mental state.
This is a first for me and I've been doing this for 18 years.
We have a young woman, very promising person who we put in charge of a team project and unfortunately the pressure has broke her. She has had a mental breakdown where she cannot string together coherent statements. I just spent 2 hours with her in my office and I was so concerned about what she might say or do, I recorded it just to protect myself.
Her team presents in 30 minutes and I am worried I am going to have to stop the presentation and pull her because she can't function. But I would postpone it, pull her or cancel it, however I think doing that would damage her more.
Immediately after the presentation, I am asking her to take a couple of days to relax at the hotel while we try to get a handle on her mental state.
This is a first for me and I've been doing this for 18 years.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Exactly what kind of pressure is she under?
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Working for eCat...
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Don't worry about the pics now, e. Just focus on banging her. This is your time in the sun, brah. Pics can come later at any point really.
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