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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:07 pm

I eat at least one can of sardines at work every day, they are a superfood...

http://www.bdcwire.com/sardines-yes-sardines/
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Post by eCat » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:10 pm

hedge wrote:I eat at least one can of sardines at work every day, they are a superfood...

http://www.bdcwire.com/sardines-yes-sardines/

my grandfather loved sardines in mustard sauce. He ate them and also baited his coon traps with them.

I actually don't mind them but at that price point, I'd rather just have a can of tuna
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:11 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:13 pm

"I actually don't mind them but at that price point, I'd rather just have a can of tuna"

I buy the more expensive brisling sardines packed in olive oil, usually can find them on sale for around $2, but you can get the cheap ones for like 50 cents a tin at Dollar General or WalMark...
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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:15 pm

Sardines are also the safest fish to eat due to low if not nonexistent mercury levels...

https://myersdetox.com/sardines-are-the ... he-planet/
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Post by eCat » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:19 pm

hedge wrote:"I actually don't mind them but at that price point, I'd rather just have a can of tuna"

I buy the more expensive brisling sardines packed in olive oil, usually can find them on sale for around $2, but you can get the cheap ones for like 50 cents a tin at Dollar General or WalMark...
I just bought 24 cans of Tuna last week for $12
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:23 pm

The mercury is going to drive you insane, if it hasn't already (actually, I like tuna too)...
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Post by eCat » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:26 pm

hedge wrote:The mercury is going to drive you insane, if it hasn't already (actually, I like tuna too)...

I said it before but my family's favorite meal now is fresh salmon. We can get about 2lbs of Salmon for $12 and feed 4 of us, roast some brussel sprouts with olive oil instead of mashed potatos and a bagged salad. Total meal is about $19

so yea, mercury is rising
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:28 pm

I dump a tin of fancy sardines in a bowl and mash up with saltines. Mmmmmm.
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Post by Saint » Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:08 pm

No sardines for me. I'll just stick to potted meat and peanut butter as my poverty diet

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:24 pm

Tuna reminds me of my ex wifes pussy. Can't get near it.

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Post by eCat » Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:28 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Tuna reminds me of my ex wifes pussy. Can't get near it.
damn, I woulda bought that woman a bar of Irish Spring
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:29 pm

I recommend King Oscar brisling sardines (definitely get the brisling) in olive oil. Polar is also a good brand, but sometimes hard to find...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:40 pm

eCat wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:Tuna reminds me of my ex wifes pussy. Can't get near it.
damn, I woulda bought that woman a bar of Irish Spring
Oh yeah. She tried everything

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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:02 pm

Including getting rid of you...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:08 pm

Bacterial vaginosis. Need Flagyl or Cleocin.
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Post by 10ac » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:18 pm

Possum sardines, with crackers and an onion.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:42 pm

AA knows stinky pussy

positive whiff test

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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:32 pm

I'm scared to ask but what are possum sardines? Or did you forget to put a comma between possum and sardines?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:43 pm

It's a brand name.
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