The Goat Pen

Hedge, I vaguely remember calling you a cuck over some known dalliance by the misses. Memory fades.

Well, what's good for the gander is good for the goose, I guess. My main complaint is that I am not afforded the same courteous latitude and lack of hysterics and recriminations as I so generously demonstrated in that case, although my largesse was probably at least somewhat attributable to the narcotics jag of which I was in the midst at the moment, which said jag was her claimed excuse for the treason. But maybe she just wanted to get fucked on a yacht...

You need to bring up her indiscretion in defense.

Already tried that, she blamed it on me...

And you allowed that?

Cuck.

Blame any dalliance you have on her.

Sauce for the goose, as you said earlier.

I suspect blaming the wronged party is a very common tactic. At the very least it's a nearly universal excuse, at least in the wrong-doers own mind. At any rate, I prefer to conduct my dalliances in private...

"And you allowed that?"

You're mistaking either largesse or cowardice for indifference. I didn't even care enough to pretend to care. If anything, had I been there, I might have liked to watch...

That’s the spirit.

Good for you, hedge.

switching what I eat over to getting away from starches , lightening up on dairy, going in heavier on fruit/vegetables has totally changed my poops now

I'm straight up soft serve ice cream now. Its like 90 seconds start to finish.

between this and being able to eat pizza, tacos and cheeseburgers, I'd rather need a popsicle stick

but I'll try to stick with it.

much more hedges milf yacht talk

much less ecats bowel habits

that kind of variety is the rich tapestry of life.

I would think the fiber in fruits and vegetables would solidify things, not the opposite...

I dunno, maybe eating 1.5 pounds of cut watermelon and cantaloupe each morning is dramatically increasing my water intake.

You must be paying big bucks for watermelon in Ohio in March

Supposedly watermelon rind is natures viagra...

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/320440.php

Saint wrote:You must be paying big bucks for watermelon in Ohio in March

you know me better than that

The local Meijer sells day old cut fruit for half price so I get a large container...usually about $2.30

A large coke zero and a junior breakfast burrito from Sonic is $2.35 so its about a wash - so I replace 1 $13 a week habit with another.

except I fucking hate eating fruit every day

That's still fancy Dan territory. I hate cutting up fruit but it's much cheaper than buying it already schliiiiiiiiced up fer ye. Watermelon is by far my favorite fruit and I eat it constantly during the summer.

I just ate for lunch spicy ramen noodles that I put a few frozen($5 bag from Walmart) shrimp in. With a glass of Pepsi. Now I'm eating a bowl of churro cinnamon toast crunch with milk. Still drinking Pepsi

Saint wrote:That's still fancy Dan territory. I hate cutting up fruit but it's much cheaper than buying it already schliiiiiiiiced up fer ye. Watermelon is by far my favorite fruit and I eat it constantly during the summer.

I just ate for lunch spicy ramen noodles that I put a few frozen($5 bag from Walmart) shrimp in. With a glass of Pepsi. Now I'm eating a bowl of churro cinnamon toast crunch with milk. Still drinking Pepsi

I told my wife I couldn't take on a $5 a day habit and she was telling me it was worth it to shed that weight, but even that $13 a week or whatever it is, I cut back in other places to make up for it. Now I bring a .67 can of tuna with a mayo and relish packet from the work cafeteria, crumble up two potato chips to give it some texture and eat it out of the bowl for lunch.

livin the dream

also no more alcohol or soft drinks - just bottled water at work or filtered water at home.

I figure if I type it out here I'll be more dedicated to sticking with it.

I hurt my shoulder on the rowing machine so I'd had to lay off for a few days. Still hurts after a week.

you don't know how jealous I was of you going to a cake walk